“Apparently I’m Competitive About This Too” Men’s…

"Apparently I’m Competitive About This Too" Men’s Oversized Heavyweight Crewneck T-Shirt

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For anyone who can’t play a casual game of pinball
The joke admits it in tall arched letters, and the engraved chrome ball racing toward the flippers shows why the high score still matters

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Original artwork

Sharp, lasting print

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Estimated delivery: Oct 23 – Nov 3 Weekends are excluded; public holidays, customs and remote-area delivery may extend these estimates.

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Original artwork you won't find on marketplaces. Every design is drawn in-house.

A name-brand garment. Printed on Shaka Wear, not an unbranded copy.

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At a glance

Texture / fit: Classic 1990s-inspired boxy fit with a slightly oversized chest, length and sleeves.
Size: S / M / L / XL / 2XL
Material / key ingredients: 100% USA cotton in most colours; Heather Grey and Charcoal Grey use cotton blends. Heavyweight 7.5 oz (245–255 g/m²) jersey.
How to use: Machine wash cold, inside out, on a gentle cycle with like colours. Use non-chlorine bleach only when needed; tumble dry low or hang dry.

“Apparently I'm Competitive About This Too” — Men's Oversized Heavyweight Crewneck T-Shirt

Classic 1990s-inspired boxy fit with a slightly oversized chest, length and sleeves. 100% USA cotton in most colours; Heather Grey and Charcoal Grey use cotton blends. Heavyweight 7.5 oz (245–255 g/m²) jersey.

Design story & product details

The lettering is tall and condensed, with a slight arch, and it’s a little worn at the edges. Apparently I’m competitive comes first in pale blue and loud orange-red, and then about this too drops down smaller, like a sheepish admission. Behind it, someone grips the flipper buttons of a pinball machine drawn in fine engraved crosshatching.

My favorite part is the chrome ball streaking toward the gap between the flippers. This heavyweight oversized tee is for the pinball league regular who swears it’s just for fun.

Size chart

Max Heavyweight T-Shirt · Shaka Wear SHMHSS · men's relaxed heavyweight fit — garment laid flat, in / cm

Size	Chest	Length
S	18″ 45.7 cm	28″ 71.1 cm
M	20″ 50.8 cm	29″ 73.7 cm
L	22″ 55.9 cm	30″ 76.2 cm
XL	24″ 61 cm	31″ 78.7 cm
2XL	26″ 66.1 cm	32″ 81.3 cm

Manufacturer specification; allow a tolerance of about 1 in (2.5 cm). Chest is measured pit to pit, length from the highest point of the shoulder.

Product details

Materials & fit

100% USA cotton in most colours; Heather Grey and Charcoal Grey use cotton blends. Heavyweight 7.5 oz (245–255 g/m²) jersey.

Classic 1990s-inspired boxy fit with a slightly oversized chest, length and sleeves.

Print placement

Artwork on the front and the back, as shown in the photos.

Care

Machine wash cold, inside out, on a gentle cycle with like colours.
Use non-chlorine bleach only when needed; tumble dry low or hang dry.
Do not iron the print and do not dry clean.

Delivery & returns

Ships with tracking; the delivery estimate for your country is shown on this page. If it arrives damaged or misprinted, tell us within 7 days and we reprint or refund it. First order and the size is wrong? We send the right size free, shipping included.

Size	Chest	Length
S	45.718	71.128
M	50.820	73.729
L	55.922	76.230
XL	6124	78.731
2XL	66.126	81.332