“Certainty Is Cheaper Than Curiosity” — Heavyweight Unisex Crewneck T-shirt
Classic regular unisex fit with set-in sleeves, a rib-knit collar and taped neck and shoulders. Solid colours are 100% preshrunk cotton; fibre content can vary by colour. Heavyweight 5.3 oz/yd² (180 g/m²) jersey.
Printed to order.
Design story & product details
Heavy black serif text stretches across flat medium-gray ground, drawing you in with a lettered assertion: Certainty Is Cheaper Than Curiosity. Each line uses a condensed, slab-serif font, the largest word pressed edge-to-edge with tight spacing, letting the charcoal ink show subtle hand-worked texture. Just below, another compressed line settles in, a slender line separating what feels instructive from what lands last.
- On the final line, the word ‘than’ in black cedes space to ‘curiosity,’ which switches to a dusty mauve-pink but remains carved in the same halting style, each letter closely packed and marked by uneven ink edges.
- The overall density of the typographic block is heightened by minimal spacing above and below, pressed in a way that foregrounds the tension of the phrase.
- The deliberate irregularity of each letterform suggests a hand-set letterpress process, with fading and shifting ink that makes every detail feel direct and made for close viewing.
It’s a Heavyweight Unisex Crewneck T-shirt for those who appreciate a deliberate message told through tactile letterforms and subtle contrasts of color and spacing. Suitable for gifting or for everyday wear by those who like their text direct.
Size chart
Heavy Cotton T-Shirt · Gildan 5000 · classic fit — garment laid flat, in / cm
| Size | Chest | Length | Sleeve |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 18″ 45.7 cm | 28″ 71.1 cm | 15.6″ 39.7 cm |
| M | 20″ 50.8 cm | 29″ 73.7 cm | 17″ 43.2 cm |
| L | 22″ 55.9 cm | 30″ 76.2 cm | 18.5″ 47.0 cm |
| XL | 24″ 61.0 cm | 31″ 78.7 cm | 20″ 50.8 cm |
| 2XL | 26″ 66.0 cm | 32″ 81.3 cm | 21.5″ 54.6 cm |
| 3XL | 28″ 71.1 cm | 33″ 83.8 cm | 22.4″ 56.8 cm |
| 4XL | 30″ 76.2 cm | 34″ 86.4 cm | 23.6″ 60.0 cm |
| 5XL | 32″ 81.3 cm | 35″ 88.9 cm | 25″ 63.5 cm |
Manufacturer specification; allow a tolerance of about 1 in (2.5 cm). Chest is measured pit to pit, length from the highest point of the shoulder.
Product information
Details you can rely on
Materials & fit
Solid colours are 100% preshrunk cotton; fibre content can vary by colour. Heavyweight 5.3 oz/yd² (180 g/m²) jersey.
Classic regular unisex fit with set-in sleeves, a rib-knit collar and taped neck and shoulders.
Print placement
Front print, exactly as shown in the gallery.
Care
- Machine wash cold, inside out, on a gentle cycle with like colours.
- Use non-chlorine bleach only when needed; tumble dry low or hang dry.
- Do not iron the print and do not dry clean.
Production
Designed by StyleMZ in Korea and printed to order after your purchase. It is made for your address and shipped with tracking.
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