“Eight Wheels One Way Through” — Heavyweight Unisex Crewneck T-shirt
Classic regular unisex fit with set-in sleeves, a rib-knit collar and taped neck and shoulders. Solid colours are 100% preshrunk cotton; fibre content can vary by colour. Heavyweight 5.3 oz/yd² (180 g/m²) jersey.
Design story & product details
Nothing is left standing in the path of the riveted armored carrier on this heavyweight crewneck tee. Drawn from a low angle in silver steel, it rolls on huge knobby tires between two lines of spiky chrome lettering streaked with red: Eight Wheels above, One Way Through below. The joke is in the math. The slogan counts the wheels and allows exactly one route. The chunky tire treads are drawn deep enough to feel heavy.
Give it on Veterans Day to someone who once crewed an eight-wheeled carrier.
Size chart
Heavy Cotton T-Shirt · Gildan 5000 · classic fit — garment laid flat, in / cm
| Size | Chest | Length | Sleeve |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 18″ 45.7 cm | 28″ 71.1 cm | 15.6″ 39.7 cm |
| M | 20″ 50.8 cm | 29″ 73.7 cm | 17″ 43.2 cm |
| L | 22″ 55.9 cm | 30″ 76.2 cm | 18.5″ 47.0 cm |
| XL | 24″ 61.0 cm | 31″ 78.7 cm | 20″ 50.8 cm |
| 2XL | 26″ 66.0 cm | 32″ 81.3 cm | 21.5″ 54.6 cm |
| 3XL | 28″ 71.1 cm | 33″ 83.8 cm | 22.4″ 56.8 cm |
| 4XL | 30″ 76.2 cm | 34″ 86.4 cm | 23.6″ 60.0 cm |
| 5XL | 32″ 81.3 cm | 35″ 88.9 cm | 25″ 63.5 cm |
Manufacturer specification; allow a tolerance of about 1 in (2.5 cm). Chest is measured pit to pit, length from the highest point of the shoulder.
Product details
Materials & fit
Solid colours are 100% preshrunk cotton; fibre content can vary by colour. Heavyweight 5.3 oz/yd² (180 g/m²) jersey.
Classic regular unisex fit with set-in sleeves, a rib-knit collar and taped neck and shoulders.
Print placement
Artwork on the front and the back, as shown in the photos.
Care
- Machine wash cold, inside out, on a gentle cycle with like colours.
- Use non-chlorine bleach only when needed; tumble dry low or hang dry.
- Do not iron the print and do not dry clean.
Delivery & returns
Ships with tracking; the delivery estimate for your country is shown on this page. If it arrives damaged or misprinted, tell us within 7 days and we reprint or refund it. First order and the size is wrong? We send the right size free, shipping included.
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