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"Forty-Five Miles an Hour, Then a Long Nap" Heavyweight Unisex Crewneck T-shirt
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"Forty-Five Miles an Hour, Then a Long Nap" Heavyweight Unisex Crewneck T-shirt
"Forty-Five Miles an Hour, Then a Long Nap" Heavyweight Unisex Crewneck T-shirt
"Forty-Five Miles an Hour, Then a Long Nap" Heavyweight Unisex Crewneck T-shirt
"Forty-Five Miles an Hour, Then a Long Nap" Heavyweight Unisex Crewneck T-shirt
"Forty-Five Miles an Hour, Then a Long Nap" Heavyweight Unisex Crewneck T-shirt
"Forty-Five Miles an Hour, Then a Long Nap" Heavyweight Unisex Crewneck T-shirt
"Forty-Five Miles an Hour, Then a Long Nap" Heavyweight Unisex Crewneck T-shirt
"Forty-Five Miles an Hour, Then a Long Nap" Heavyweight Unisex Crewneck T-shirt
"Forty-Five Miles an Hour, Then a Long Nap" Heavyweight Unisex Crewneck T-shirt
"Forty-Five Miles an Hour, Then a Long Nap" Heavyweight Unisex Crewneck T-shirt
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"Forty-Five Miles an Hour, Then a Long Nap" Heavyweight Unisex Crewneck T-shirt

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  • Every greyhound person knows the routine: one blazing sprint, then hours of serious sleep
  • Here it is in rich painted brushwork, a tan dog leaping above a blue-grey one curled up and snoozing
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PLACEMENTFront + Back print

Model is 6′1″ (186 cm) and wears size M.

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Original artwork
Sharp, lasting print
Tracked delivery
Estimated delivery: Nov 2 – 11 Weekends are excluded; public holidays, customs and remote-area delivery may extend these estimates.

© StyleMZ · Original Design. Reproduction prohibited.

Not fast fashion

Original artwork you won't find on marketplaces. Every design is drawn in-house.
A name-brand garment. Printed on Gildan, not an unbranded copy.
Ships from the US. Tracked delivery.
Free size exchange on your first order. Wrong size? We send the right one, free
If it arrives wrong, we fix it. Free reprint or refund for damage or misprints
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At a glance

Who it's for
Greyhound adopters and owners who like humorous, hand-painted dog art on a casual tee
Main benefit
Heavyweight cotton crewneck tee with a painted tan greyhound leaping above a blue-grey one curled up asleep, printed front and back
Fit
Classic regular unisex fit with set-in sleeves, a rib-knit collar and taped neck and shoulders.
Material
Solid colours are 100% preshrunk cotton; fibre content can vary by colour. Heavyweight 5.3 oz/yd² (180 g/m²) jersey.
Care
Machine wash cold, inside out, on a gentle cycle with like colours. Use non-chlorine bleach only when needed; tumble dry low or hang dry.

“Forty-Five Miles an Hour, Then a Long Nap” — Heavyweight Unisex Crewneck T-shirt

Classic regular unisex fit with set-in sleeves, a rib-knit collar and taped neck and shoulders. Solid colours are 100% preshrunk cotton; fibre content can vary by colour. Heavyweight 5.3 oz/yd² (180 g/m²) jersey.

Design story & product details

Warm tan and orange carry the greyhound in full flight, while cool blue-grey holds the one curled up asleep beneath it, and that split is the whole joke. The lettering says it plainly: Forty-Five Miles an Hour, Then a Long Nap, with Long Nap set biggest, as any greyhound owner would expect. My favorite detail is the sleeper’s long tail looping up toward the runner, tying the two moods together.

The brushy, hand-painted look makes this tee a natural pick for a greyhound adopter who knows exactly how their dog spends the day.

Size chart

Heavy Cotton T-Shirt · Gildan 5000 · classic fit — garment laid flat, in / cm

SizeChestLengthSleeve
S18" 45.7 cm28" 71.1 cm15.6" 39.7 cm
M20" 50.8 cm29" 73.7 cm17" 43.2 cm
L22" 55.9 cm30" 76.2 cm18.5" 47.0 cm
XL24" 61.0 cm31" 78.7 cm20" 50.8 cm
2XL26" 66.0 cm32" 81.3 cm21.5" 54.6 cm
3XL28" 71.1 cm33" 83.8 cm22.4" 56.8 cm
4XL30" 76.2 cm34" 86.4 cm23.6" 60.0 cm
5XL32" 81.3 cm35" 88.9 cm25" 63.5 cm

Manufacturer specification; allow a tolerance of about 1 in (2.5 cm). Chest is measured pit to pit, length from the highest point of the shoulder.


Product details

Materials & fit

Thick, sturdy everyday cotton, heavier than a typical fashion tee, so it drapes well and keeps its shape wash after wash.

Solid colours are 100% preshrunk cotton; fibre content can vary by colour. Heavyweight 5.3 oz/yd² (180 g/m²) jersey.

Classic regular unisex fit with set-in sleeves, a rib-knit collar and taped neck and shoulders.

Print placement

Artwork on the front and the back, as shown in the photos.

Care

  • Machine wash cold, inside out, on a gentle cycle with like colours.
  • Use non-chlorine bleach only when needed; tumble dry low or hang dry.
  • Do not iron the print and do not dry clean.

Delivery & returns

Ships with tracking; the delivery estimate for your country is shown on this page. If it arrives damaged or misprinted, tell us within 7 days and we reprint or refund it. First order and the size is wrong? We send the right size free, shipping included.