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"I Land Better Than I Park" Unisex Longsleeve T-shirt
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"I Land Better Than I Park" Unisex Longsleeve T-shirt
"I Land Better Than I Park" Unisex Longsleeve T-shirt
"I Land Better Than I Park" Unisex Longsleeve T-shirt
"I Land Better Than I Park" Unisex Longsleeve T-shirt
"I Land Better Than I Park" Unisex Longsleeve T-shirt
"I Land Better Than I Park" Unisex Longsleeve T-shirt
"I Land Better Than I Park" Unisex Longsleeve T-shirt
"I Land Better Than I Park" Unisex Longsleeve T-shirt
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"I Land Better Than I Park" Unisex Longsleeve T-shirt

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  • A motocross rider flies sideways over heavy blackletter that admits I land better than I park, while a small bike leans against a traffic cone below
  • It is a joke every dirt bike rider has earned at least once
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PLACEMENTFront + Back print

Model is 6′2″ (189 cm) and wears size M.

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Original artwork
Sharp, lasting print
Tracked delivery
Estimated delivery: Oct 28 – Nov 6 Weekends are excluded; public holidays, customs and remote-area delivery may extend these estimates.

© StyleMZ · Original Design. Reproduction prohibited.

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Original artwork you won't find on marketplaces. Every design is drawn in-house.
A name-brand garment. Printed on Gildan, not an unbranded copy.
Ships from the US. Tracked delivery.
Free size exchange on your first order. Wrong size? We send the right one, free
If it arrives wrong, we fix it. Free reprint or refund for damage or misprints
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At a glance

Fit
Classic unisex fit with rib-knit cuffs and taped neck and shoulders.
Material
Solid colours are 100% cotton; fibre content can vary by colour. Heavyweight 6.0 oz/yd² (203 g/m²) jersey.
Care
Machine wash cold, inside out, on a gentle cycle with like colours. Use non-chlorine bleach only when needed; tumble dry low or hang dry.

“I Land Better Than I Park” — Unisex Longsleeve T-shirt

Classic unisex fit with rib-knit cuffs and taped neck and shoulders. Solid colours are 100% cotton; fibre content can vary by colour. Heavyweight 6.0 oz/yd² (203 g/m²) jersey.

Design story & product details

Down in the corner, a little dirt bike leans into a traffic cone, and that small parking mishap is the punchline. Above it, a rider in an orange-striped helmet throws a cream-and-white bike sideways through the air. Heavy blackletter spells out I Land Better Than I Park in pencil-textured cream with navy outlines and red swashes on this long sleeve tee.

It suits the motocross rider who can clear a double but still clips something backing out of the pits. It makes an easy birthday gift for them.

Size chart

Unisex Long Sleeve T-Shirt · Gildan 2400 · classic unisex fit — garment laid flat, in / cm

Size Chest Length Sleeve
S 18″ 45.7 cm 29″ 73.7 cm 32.5″ 82.6 cm
M 20″ 50.8 cm 30″ 76.2 cm 34″ 86.4 cm
L 22″ 55.9 cm 31″ 78.7 cm 35.5″ 90.2 cm
XL 24″ 61 cm 32″ 81.3 cm 37″ 94 cm
2XL 26″ 66 cm 33″ 83.8 cm 38.5″ 97.8 cm

Manufacturer specification; allow a tolerance of about 1 in (2.5 cm). Chest is measured pit to pit, length from the highest point of the shoulder.


Product details

Materials & fit

Thick, durable cotton that layers well and keeps its shape wash after wash.

Solid colours are 100% cotton; fibre content can vary by colour. Heavyweight 6.0 oz/yd² (203 g/m²) jersey.

Classic unisex fit with rib-knit cuffs and taped neck and shoulders.

Print placement

Artwork on the front and the back, as shown in the photos.

Care

  • Machine wash cold, inside out, on a gentle cycle with like colours.
  • Use non-chlorine bleach only when needed; tumble dry low or hang dry.
  • Do not iron the print and do not dry clean.

Delivery & returns

Ships with tracking; the delivery estimate for your country is shown on this page. If it arrives damaged or misprinted, tell us within 7 days and we reprint or refund it. First order and the size is wrong? We send the right size free, shipping included.