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"I'm Not the Tour Guide" Heavyweight Unisex Crewneck T-shirt
"I'm Not the Tour Guide" Heavyweight Unisex Crewneck T-shirt
"I'm Not the Tour Guide" Heavyweight Unisex Crewneck T-shirt
"I'm Not the Tour Guide" Heavyweight Unisex Crewneck T-shirt
"I'm Not the Tour Guide" Heavyweight Unisex Crewneck T-shirt
"I'm Not the Tour Guide" Heavyweight Unisex Crewneck T-shirt
"I'm Not the Tour Guide" Heavyweight Unisex Crewneck T-shirt
"I'm Not the Tour Guide" Heavyweight Unisex Crewneck T-shirt
"I'm Not the Tour Guide" Heavyweight Unisex Crewneck T-shirt
"I'm Not the Tour Guide" Heavyweight Unisex Crewneck T-shirt
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"I’m Not the Tour Guide" Heavyweight Unisex Crewneck T-shirt

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  • A spotted shark cruises through golden kelp with a school of fish tagging along, and it wants everyone to know it is not the tour guide
  • Then the signs say keep up and point the way anyway
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PLACEMENTFront + Back print

Model is 6′1″ (185 cm) and wears size M.

Free size exchange on your first order · How it works

Original artwork
Sharp, lasting print
Tracked delivery
Estimated delivery: Oct 23 – Nov 3 Weekends are excluded; public holidays, customs and remote-area delivery may extend these estimates.

© StyleMZ · Original Design. Reproduction prohibited.

Not fast fashion

Original artwork you won't find on marketplaces. Every design is drawn in-house.
A name-brand garment. Printed on Gildan, not an unbranded copy.
Ships from the US. Tracked delivery.
Free size exchange on your first order. Wrong size? We send the right one, free
If it arrives wrong, we fix it. Free reprint or refund for damage or misprints
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At a glance

Who it's for
Scuba divers or ocean lovers with a sense of humor
Main benefit
Heavyweight cotton tee with a spotted shark and school of fish, plus playful 'I'm Not the Tour Guide' graphic and signs
Texture / fit
Classic regular unisex fit with set-in sleeves, a rib-knit collar and taped neck and shoulders.
Size
S / M / L / XL / 2XL / 3XL / 4XL / 5XL
Material / key ingredients
Solid colours are 100% preshrunk cotton; fibre content can vary by colour. Heavyweight 5.3 oz/yd² (180 g/m²) jersey.
How to use
Machine wash cold, inside out, on a gentle cycle with like colours. Use non-chlorine bleach only when needed; tumble dry low or hang dry.

“I'm Not the Tour Guide” — Heavyweight Unisex Crewneck T-shirt

Classic regular unisex fit with set-in sleeves, a rib-knit collar and taped neck and shoulders. Solid colours are 100% preshrunk cotton; fibre content can vary by colour. Heavyweight 5.3 oz/yd² (180 g/m²) jersey.

Design story & product details

Printed on a heavyweight crewneck tee, the engraved linework keeps its fine hatching, so the spotted shark’s eye and gills read sharp from across a room. The joke is simple. A shark glides through a kelp forest while a school of fish trails behind, and the shark insists it is not the tour guide. Two little signs say Keep Up and This Way anyway.

It’s a good gift for a scuba diver who always ends up leading the group.

Size chart

Heavy Cotton T-Shirt · Gildan 5000 · classic fit — garment laid flat, in / cm

Size Chest Length Sleeve
S 18″ 45.7 cm 28″ 71.1 cm 15.6″ 39.7 cm
M 20″ 50.8 cm 29″ 73.7 cm 17″ 43.2 cm
L 22″ 55.9 cm 30″ 76.2 cm 18.5″ 47.0 cm
XL 24″ 61.0 cm 31″ 78.7 cm 20″ 50.8 cm
2XL 26″ 66.0 cm 32″ 81.3 cm 21.5″ 54.6 cm
3XL 28″ 71.1 cm 33″ 83.8 cm 22.4″ 56.8 cm
4XL 30″ 76.2 cm 34″ 86.4 cm 23.6″ 60.0 cm
5XL 32″ 81.3 cm 35″ 88.9 cm 25″ 63.5 cm

Manufacturer specification; allow a tolerance of about 1 in (2.5 cm). Chest is measured pit to pit, length from the highest point of the shoulder.


Product details

Materials & fit

Solid colours are 100% preshrunk cotton; fibre content can vary by colour. Heavyweight 5.3 oz/yd² (180 g/m²) jersey.

Classic regular unisex fit with set-in sleeves, a rib-knit collar and taped neck and shoulders.

Print placement

Artwork on the front and the back, as shown in the photos.

Care

  • Machine wash cold, inside out, on a gentle cycle with like colours.
  • Use non-chlorine bleach only when needed; tumble dry low or hang dry.
  • Do not iron the print and do not dry clean.

Delivery & returns

Ships with tracking; the delivery estimate for your country is shown on this page. If it arrives damaged or misprinted, tell us within 7 days and we reprint or refund it. First order and the size is wrong? We send the right size free, shipping included.