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"My Hair Knows the Riff" Heavyweight Unisex Crewneck T-shirt
"My Hair Knows the Riff" Heavyweight Unisex Crewneck T-shirt
"My Hair Knows the Riff" Heavyweight Unisex Crewneck T-shirt
"My Hair Knows the Riff" Heavyweight Unisex Crewneck T-shirt
"My Hair Knows the Riff" Heavyweight Unisex Crewneck T-shirt
"My Hair Knows the Riff" Heavyweight Unisex Crewneck T-shirt
"My Hair Knows the Riff" Heavyweight Unisex Crewneck T-shirt
"My Hair Knows the Riff" Heavyweight Unisex Crewneck T-shirt
"My Hair Knows the Riff" Heavyweight Unisex Crewneck T-shirt
"My Hair Knows the Riff" Heavyweight Unisex Crewneck T-shirt
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"My Hair Knows the Riff" Heavyweight Unisex Crewneck T-shirt

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From$30.95 USD

+ $1.99 shipping · free with 2+ items to the US

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  • Some songs reach your neck before they reach your ears
  • A long-haired headbanger whips a storm of black, white and cobalt hair while jagged blackletter insists the riff got there first
  • A studded cuff and wallet chain finish the look
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PLACEMENTFront + Back print

Model is 5′10″ (179 cm) and wears size S.

Free size exchange on your first order · How it works

Original artwork
Sharp, lasting print
Tracked delivery
Estimated delivery: Oct 26 – Nov 4 Weekends are excluded; public holidays, customs and remote-area delivery may extend these estimates.

© StyleMZ · Original Design. Reproduction prohibited.

Not fast fashion

Original artwork you won't find on marketplaces. Every design is drawn in-house.
A name-brand garment. Printed on Gildan, not an unbranded copy.
Ships from the US. Tracked delivery.
Free size exchange on your first order. Wrong size? We send the right one, free
If it arrives wrong, we fix it. Free reprint or refund for damage or misprints
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At a glance

Who it's for
metal fans, headbangers, and music lovers who enjoy humorous band-inspired apparel
Main benefit
heavyweight cotton t-shirt with graphic of a headbanger and bold 'My Hair Knows the Riff' lettering for a playful music-themed statement
Texture / fit
Classic regular unisex fit with set-in sleeves, a rib-knit collar and taped neck and shoulders.
Size
S / M / L / XL / 2XL / 3XL / 4XL / 5XL
Material / key ingredients
Solid colours are 100% preshrunk cotton; fibre content can vary by colour. Heavyweight 5.3 oz/yd² (180 g/m²) jersey.
How to use
Machine wash cold, inside out, on a gentle cycle with like colours. Use non-chlorine bleach only when needed; tumble dry low or hang dry.

“My Hair Knows the Riff” — Heavyweight Unisex Crewneck T-shirt

Classic regular unisex fit with set-in sleeves, a rib-knit collar and taped neck and shoulders. Solid colours are 100% preshrunk cotton; fibre content can vary by colour. Heavyweight 5.3 oz/yd² (180 g/m²) jersey.

Design story & product details

A headbanger is caught from behind in mid-thrash, with long hair flung up and to the right in a storm of black, white and cobalt strands. Down through that hair, jagged cream blackletter reads My Hair Knows the Riff, and the joke works because the body moves before the brain catches up. The studded wrist cuff and wallet chain make this heavyweight crewneck tee feel like a spot in the front row.

It suits anyone whose neck has given out during a breakdown. Give it to the metal fan with arena tickets for next month.

Size chart

Heavy Cotton T-Shirt · Gildan 5000 · classic fit — garment laid flat, in / cm

Size Chest Length Sleeve
S 18″ 45.7 cm 28″ 71.1 cm 15.6″ 39.7 cm
M 20″ 50.8 cm 29″ 73.7 cm 17″ 43.2 cm
L 22″ 55.9 cm 30″ 76.2 cm 18.5″ 47.0 cm
XL 24″ 61.0 cm 31″ 78.7 cm 20″ 50.8 cm
2XL 26″ 66.0 cm 32″ 81.3 cm 21.5″ 54.6 cm
3XL 28″ 71.1 cm 33″ 83.8 cm 22.4″ 56.8 cm
4XL 30″ 76.2 cm 34″ 86.4 cm 23.6″ 60.0 cm
5XL 32″ 81.3 cm 35″ 88.9 cm 25″ 63.5 cm

Manufacturer specification; allow a tolerance of about 1 in (2.5 cm). Chest is measured pit to pit, length from the highest point of the shoulder.


Product details

Materials & fit

Solid colours are 100% preshrunk cotton; fibre content can vary by colour. Heavyweight 5.3 oz/yd² (180 g/m²) jersey.

Classic regular unisex fit with set-in sleeves, a rib-knit collar and taped neck and shoulders.

Print placement

Artwork on the front and the back, as shown in the photos.

Care

  • Machine wash cold, inside out, on a gentle cycle with like colours.
  • Use non-chlorine bleach only when needed; tumble dry low or hang dry.
  • Do not iron the print and do not dry clean.

Delivery & returns

Ships with tracking; the delivery estimate for your country is shown on this page. If it arrives damaged or misprinted, tell us within 7 days and we reprint or refund it. First order and the size is wrong? We send the right size free, shipping included.