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"My Knees Know Every Curb" Unisex Pullover Hoodie
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"My Knees Know Every Curb" Unisex Pullover Hoodie
"My Knees Know Every Curb" Unisex Pullover Hoodie
"My Knees Know Every Curb" Unisex Pullover Hoodie
"My Knees Know Every Curb" Unisex Pullover Hoodie
"My Knees Know Every Curb" Unisex Pullover Hoodie
"My Knees Know Every Curb" Unisex Pullover Hoodie
"My Knees Know Every Curb" Unisex Pullover Hoodie
"My Knees Know Every Curb" Unisex Pullover Hoodie
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"My Knees Know Every Curb" Unisex Pullover Hoodie

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  • A laughing roller skater wipes out into a crumbling curb while her wheels fly loose
  • The blue tape on her battered knee pad says she has done this many times before and will gladly do it again
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PLACEMENTFront + Back print

Model is 6′2″ (189 cm) and wears size M.

Free size exchange on your first order · How it works

Designed in Korea
Sharp, lasting print
Printed near you
Estimated delivery: Nov 9 – 25 Weekends are excluded; public holidays, customs and remote-area delivery may extend these estimates.

© StyleMZ · Original Design. Reproduction prohibited.

Not fast fashion

Original artwork you won't find on marketplaces. Every design is drawn in-house.
A name-brand garment. Printed on Gildan, not an unbranded copy.
Ships from the US. Tracked delivery.
Free size exchange on your first order. Wrong size? We send the right one, free
If it arrives wrong, we fix it. Free reprint or refund for damage or misprints
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At a glance

Fit
Classic relaxed unisex fit with a double-lined hood, pouch pocket and ribbed trim.
Material
Cotton-rich fleece with a soft brushed inside, about 8.4 oz/yd² (285 g/m²); the exact blend can vary by colour.
Care
Machine wash cold, inside out, on a gentle cycle with like colours. Use non-chlorine bleach only when needed; tumble dry low or hang dry.

“My Knees Know Every Curb” — Unisex Pullover Hoodie

Classic relaxed unisex fit with a double-lined hood, pouch pocket and ribbed trim. Cotton-rich fleece with a soft brushed inside, about 8.4 oz/yd² (285 g/m²); the exact blend can vary by colour.

Design story & product details

A woman on old-school quad skates is going down hard, one leg kicked toward the sky and two wheels already flying off. She’s laughing the whole way. Her knee pad slams into a cracked concrete curb, and carved into that curb in chunky block letters is the punchline: My Knees Know Every Curb In Town.

The detail that sells it for me is the strip of blue tape holding her beat-up knee pad together. Put it on a hoodie for the roller derby friend who shows up bruised and grinning every week.

Size chart

Unisex Pullover Hoodie · relaxed unisex fit, brushed fleece — garment laid flat, in / cm

SizeChestLength
S20" 50.8 cm28" 71.1 cm
M22" 55.8 cm29" 73.6 cm
L24" 60.9 cm30" 76.2 cm
XL26" 66.0 cm31" 78.7 cm
2XL28" 71.1 cm32" 81.2 cm
3XL30" 76.2 cm33" 83.8 cm

Manufacturer specification; allow a tolerance of about 1 in (2.5 cm). Chest is measured pit to pit, length from the highest point of the shoulder.


Product details

Materials & fit

Warm mid-weight fleece with a soft brushed inside, spun to resist pilling.

Cotton-rich fleece with a soft brushed inside, about 8.4 oz/yd² (285 g/m²); the exact blend can vary by colour.

Classic relaxed unisex fit with a double-lined hood, pouch pocket and ribbed trim.

Print placement

Artwork on the front and the back, as shown in the photos.

Care

  • Machine wash cold, inside out, on a gentle cycle with like colours.
  • Use non-chlorine bleach only when needed; tumble dry low or hang dry.
  • Do not iron the print and do not dry clean.

Delivery & returns

Designed in Korea and printed near you: orders to the US, Europe, Canada and Australia are printed in the region and arrive in about 4-10 business days; other countries are printed in Korea and shipped with tracking. The estimate for your country is shown at checkout. If it arrives damaged or misprinted, tell us within 7 days and we reprint or refund it. First order and the size is wrong? We send the right size free, shipping included.