"My Pillow Outranks My Plans" Heavy Blend Unisex Crewneck Sweatshirt

Gothic blackletter climbs in three crowded rows, each line reading “My pillow,” “OUTRANKS,” and “MY PLANS.” The letters are unusually heavy, with sharply pointed corners and split stems that sharpen the angle of every word, while the initial M on both the first and last lines gets extra drama from curling flourishes. Each letter’s face is off-white, edged thinly with pale ink and set above a dense, dark-blue shadow, with blue speckling gathering at the bottoms. The spacing between lines is almost nonexistent, letting the words pull upward at a visible slope until each nearly touches the next.

Below the lettering, a large, off-white pillow is drawn diagonally, its leftmost corner tapering sharply out and down. The pillow just about buries a blue-rimmed alarm clock, so its face and two stubby feet are half-hidden beneath the curve and shaded folds. A pale swoosh runs in a smooth curve across both pillow and clock, looping around to touch two clustered star shapes. The whole composition is densely layered and makes the most of the flat surface of the Heavy Blend Unisex Crewneck Sweatshirt. It suits anyone who wants to bring a bit of irony to early starts or late nights.