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"My Toughest Critic Sleeps on the Piano" Unisex Longsleeve T-shirt

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$29.95 USD

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  • Every pianist who lives with a cat knows what it feels like to be judged from the piano lid
  • Here the critic is a fluffy tabby with one paw on the score, wrapped in gold scrollwork and lilies, and clearly not impressed
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PLACEMENTFront print

Model is 5′11″ (180 cm) and wears size S.

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Original artwork
Sharp, lasting print
Tracked delivery
Estimated delivery: Nov 2 – 11 Weekends are excluded; public holidays, customs and remote-area delivery may extend these estimates.

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Original artwork you won't find on marketplaces. Every design is drawn in-house.
A name-brand garment. Printed on Gildan, not an unbranded copy.
Ships from the US. Tracked delivery.
Free size exchange on your first order. Wrong size? We send the right one, free
If it arrives wrong, we fix it. Free reprint or refund for damage or misprints
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At a glance

Who it's for
Pianists, piano teachers and music students who share their home with a cat
Main benefit
Unisex long-sleeve tee with a front print of a fluffy tabby lying on a grand piano, one paw on the sheet music, framed by gold scrollwork and lilies
Fit
Classic unisex fit with rib-knit cuffs and taped neck and shoulders.
Material
Solid colours are 100% cotton; fibre content can vary by colour. Heavyweight 6.0 oz/yd² (203 g/m²) jersey.
Care
Machine wash cold, inside out, on a gentle cycle with like colours. Use non-chlorine bleach only when needed; tumble dry low or hang dry.

“My Toughest Critic Sleeps on the Piano” — Unisex Longsleeve T-shirt

Classic unisex fit with rib-knit cuffs and taped neck and shoulders. Solid colours are 100% cotton; fibre content can vary by colour. Heavyweight 6.0 oz/yd² (203 g/m²) jersey.

Design story & product details

Cream fur striped in blue-black lies against the deep maroon of a grand piano, and the cat on top looks unimpressed. My Toughest Critic Sleeps on the Piano arches in cream serif capitals, framed by gold Art Nouveau scrollwork, yellow lilies and ribbons of sheet music. The best detail is the paw planted on the score, as if the review is already in.

On this unisex long-sleeve tee, the joke lands for anyone who practices under a cat’s half-closed green stare. Give it to a piano teacher with a cat at home.

Size chart

Unisex Long Sleeve T-Shirt · Gildan 2400 · classic unisex fit — garment laid flat, in / cm

SizeChestLengthSleeve
S18" 45.7 cm29" 73.7 cm32.5" 82.6 cm
M20" 50.8 cm30" 76.2 cm34" 86.4 cm
L22" 55.9 cm31" 78.7 cm35.5" 90.2 cm
XL24" 61 cm32" 81.3 cm37" 94 cm
2XL26" 66 cm33" 83.8 cm38.5" 97.8 cm

Manufacturer specification; allow a tolerance of about 1 in (2.5 cm). Chest is measured pit to pit, length from the highest point of the shoulder.


Product details

Materials & fit

Thick, durable cotton that layers well and keeps its shape wash after wash.

Solid colours are 100% cotton; fibre content can vary by colour. Heavyweight 6.0 oz/yd² (203 g/m²) jersey.

Classic unisex fit with rib-knit cuffs and taped neck and shoulders.

Print placement

Front print, as shown in the photos.

Care

  • Machine wash cold, inside out, on a gentle cycle with like colours.
  • Use non-chlorine bleach only when needed; tumble dry low or hang dry.
  • Do not iron the print and do not dry clean.

Delivery & returns

Ships with tracking; the delivery estimate for your country is shown on this page. If it arrives damaged or misprinted, tell us within 7 days and we reprint or refund it. First order and the size is wrong? We send the right size free, shipping included.