“My Toughest Critic Sleeps on the Piano” — Unisex Longsleeve T-shirt
Classic unisex fit with rib-knit cuffs and taped neck and shoulders. Solid colours are 100% cotton; fibre content can vary by colour. Heavyweight 6.0 oz/yd² (203 g/m²) jersey.
Design story & product details
Cream fur striped in blue-black lies against the deep maroon of a grand piano, and the cat on top looks unimpressed. My Toughest Critic Sleeps on the Piano arches in cream serif capitals, framed by gold Art Nouveau scrollwork, yellow lilies and ribbons of sheet music. The best detail is the paw planted on the score, as if the review is already in.
On this unisex long-sleeve tee, the joke lands for anyone who practices under a cat’s half-closed green stare. Give it to a piano teacher with a cat at home.
Size chart
Unisex Long Sleeve T-Shirt · Gildan 2400 · classic unisex fit — garment laid flat, in / cm
| Size | Chest | Length | Sleeve |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 18" 45.7 cm | 29" 73.7 cm | 32.5" 82.6 cm |
| M | 20" 50.8 cm | 30" 76.2 cm | 34" 86.4 cm |
| L | 22" 55.9 cm | 31" 78.7 cm | 35.5" 90.2 cm |
| XL | 24" 61 cm | 32" 81.3 cm | 37" 94 cm |
| 2XL | 26" 66 cm | 33" 83.8 cm | 38.5" 97.8 cm |
Manufacturer specification; allow a tolerance of about 1 in (2.5 cm). Chest is measured pit to pit, length from the highest point of the shoulder.
Product details
Materials & fit
Thick, durable cotton that layers well and keeps its shape wash after wash.
Solid colours are 100% cotton; fibre content can vary by colour. Heavyweight 6.0 oz/yd² (203 g/m²) jersey.
Classic unisex fit with rib-knit cuffs and taped neck and shoulders.
Print placement
Front print, as shown in the photos.
Care
- Machine wash cold, inside out, on a gentle cycle with like colours.
- Use non-chlorine bleach only when needed; tumble dry low or hang dry.
- Do not iron the print and do not dry clean.
Delivery & returns
Ships with tracking; the delivery estimate for your country is shown on this page. If it arrives damaged or misprinted, tell us within 7 days and we reprint or refund it. First order and the size is wrong? We send the right size free, shipping included.
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