"Rice Cook Beef" Heavy Blend Unisex Crewneck Sweatshirt

Huge pale Cook capitals command the upper half of the Heavy Blend Unisex Crewneck Sweatshirt, their thin grey outline interrupted by scattered black distress marks. Beneath them, a front-facing bulldog fills the lower middle with cream-and-grey wrinkles, a shaded black muzzle, pink jowls and dark, fixed eyes. Its black illustrated shirt adds thick orange Beef lettering, chipped with black marks; two orange meat forms hover nearby over “No Fun!” on a rough orange brushstroke.

A black-and-orange double-decker bus pushes in from the lower left, and its orange side panel repeats “Cook Beef.” Two red steaks break across the bus’s bottom edge, a small overlap that gives the packed lower field some depth. At upper right, an orange-and-black telephone box answers the bus, while forks, dots, orange splashes and a faint outlined star fill the remaining white pockets. Fine orange border lines trace those gaps instead of making a single enclosing frame. The lettering is English: “Rice,” “Cook,” “Beef,” “Steak,” and “No Fun” combine food words with a blunt, playful refusal; “Pune” appears in parentheses within the large lettering.