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“Squirrels Skip the Instructions” — Heavy Blend Unisex Crewneck Sweatshirt
Classic relaxed unisex fit with ribbed collar, cuffs and waistband. 50% cotton and 50% polyester Heavy Blend fleece, 8.0 oz/yd² (271 g/m²), made with air-jet spun yarn.
Design story & product details
Two dashed mustard arrows, labeled Climb and Reach, turn a backyard theft into a how-to diagram. On this crewneck sweatshirt a gray squirrel hangs head-down from the feeder pole, curls around the metal baffle meant to stop it, and puts a paw right on the seed port. Underneath, chunky cream capitals read Squirrels Skip the Instructions, with Skip filled in mustard.
The engraved, hatched fur gives the joke a field-guide seriousness. It suits the backyard birder who has bought three squirrel-proof feeders and lost every round.
Size chart
Heavy Blend Unisex Crewneck Sweatshirt · Gildan 18000 · classic unisex fit, 8 oz 50/50 fleece — garment laid flat, in / cm
| Size | Chest | Length | Sleeve |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 20″ 50.8 cm | 27″ 68.6 cm | 33.5″ 85.1 cm |
| M | 22″ 55.9 cm | 28″ 71.1 cm | 34.5″ 87.6 cm |
| L | 24″ 61.0 cm | 29″ 73.7 cm | 35.5″ 90.2 cm |
| XL | 26″ 66.0 cm | 30″ 76.2 cm | 36.5″ 92.7 cm |
| 2XL | 28″ 71.1 cm | 31″ 78.7 cm | 37.5″ 95.3 cm |
| 3XL | 30″ 76.2 cm | 32″ 81.3 cm | 38.5″ 97.8 cm |
Manufacturer specification; allow a tolerance of about 1 in (2.5 cm). Chest is measured pit to pit, length from the highest point of the shoulder.
Product details
Materials & fit
50% cotton and 50% polyester Heavy Blend fleece, 8.0 oz/yd² (271 g/m²), made with air-jet spun yarn.
Classic relaxed unisex fit with ribbed collar, cuffs and waistband.
Print placement
Artwork on the front and the back, as shown in the photos.
Care
- Machine wash cold, inside out, on a gentle cycle with like colours.
- Use non-chlorine bleach only when needed; tumble dry low or hang dry.
- Do not iron the print and do not dry clean.
Delivery & returns
Ships with tracking; the delivery estimate for your country is shown on this page. If it arrives damaged or misprinted, tell us within 7 days and we reprint or refund it. First order and the size is wrong? We remake it in another size at 35% off.
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