“Too Cool For Two Wheels” — Unisex Longsleeve T-shirt
Classic unisex fit with rib-knit cuffs and taped neck and shoulders. Solid colours are 100% cotton; fibre content can vary by colour. Heavyweight 6.0 oz/yd² (203 g/m²) jersey.
Printed to order.
Design story & product details
Warm gray is left open around a black cat with a human-like body, riding a low-slung pink three-wheel chopper with a pink frame, black seat, and black grips. Too Cool For Two Wheels appears on the unisex longsleeve T-shirt as a compact circular illustration, with bold black bubble lettering arcing over the cat and running vertically at both sides. The lower words, TWO WHEELS, are deliberately turned upside down, completing the loop of repeated wording around the bike.
The cat wears a cream sweatshirt and matching pants, plus green sneakers marked by white laces and soles. A cream flat-brim cap is angled sideways across the head, while thin pink cord-like ribbons run from the ears to a jagged pink starburst at the upper right. Behind the head, enlarged swollen black letterforms become hard to separate from the surrounding black shapes, an easy-to-miss part of the composition. A pink flat shadow grounds the three wheels, and the entire drawing uses thick, even black outlines with solid fills and no tonal modeling.
Size chart
Unisex Long Sleeve T-Shirt · Gildan 2400 · classic unisex fit — garment laid flat, in / cm
| Size | Chest | Length | Sleeve |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 18″ 45.7 cm | 29″ 73.7 cm | 32.5″ 82.6 cm |
| M | 20″ 50.8 cm | 30″ 76.2 cm | 34″ 86.4 cm |
| L | 22″ 55.9 cm | 31″ 78.7 cm | 35.5″ 90.2 cm |
| XL | 24″ 61 cm | 32″ 81.3 cm | 37″ 94 cm |
| 2XL | 26″ 66 cm | 33″ 83.8 cm | 38.5″ 97.8 cm |
Manufacturer specification; allow a tolerance of about 1 in (2.5 cm). Chest is measured pit to pit, length from the highest point of the shoulder.
Product information
Details you can rely on
Materials & fit
Solid colours are 100% cotton; fibre content can vary by colour. Heavyweight 6.0 oz/yd² (203 g/m²) jersey.
Classic unisex fit with rib-knit cuffs and taped neck and shoulders.
Print placement
Artwork on both the front and back, exactly as shown in the gallery.
Care
- Machine wash cold, inside out, on a gentle cycle with like colours.
- Use non-chlorine bleach only when needed; tumble dry low or hang dry.
- Do not iron the print and do not dry clean.
Production
Designed by StyleMZ in Korea and printed to order after your purchase. It is made for your address and shipped with tracking.
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