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"Yes, These Shoes Warrant a Taxi" Unisex Longsleeve T-shirt
"Yes, These Shoes Warrant a Taxi" Unisex Longsleeve T-shirt
"Yes, These Shoes Warrant a Taxi" Unisex Longsleeve T-shirt
"Yes, These Shoes Warrant a Taxi" Unisex Longsleeve T-shirt
"Yes, These Shoes Warrant a Taxi" Unisex Longsleeve T-shirt
"Yes, These Shoes Warrant a Taxi" Unisex Longsleeve T-shirt
"Yes, These Shoes Warrant a Taxi" Unisex Longsleeve T-shirt
"Yes, These Shoes Warrant a Taxi" Unisex Longsleeve T-shirt
"Yes, These Shoes Warrant a Taxi" Unisex Longsleeve T-shirt
"Yes, These Shoes Warrant a Taxi" Unisex Longsleeve T-shirt
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"Yes, These Shoes Warrant a Taxi" Unisex Longsleeve T-shirt

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From$38.95 USD

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  • Every heel wearer knows the math: great shoes, long walk, hail a cab
  • Red ruffled stilettos kicked up in a navy back seat make the case, and the slogan says it out loud with a straight face
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PLACEMENTFront + Back print

Model is 5′9″ (175 cm) and wears size S.

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Original artwork
Sharp, lasting print
Tracked delivery
Estimated delivery: Oct 23 – Nov 3 Weekends are excluded; public holidays, customs and remote-area delivery may extend these estimates.

© StyleMZ · Original Design. Reproduction prohibited.

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Original artwork you won't find on marketplaces. Every design is drawn in-house.
A name-brand garment. Printed on Gildan, not an unbranded copy.
Ships from the US. Tracked delivery.
Free size exchange on your first order. Wrong size? We send the right one, free
If it arrives wrong, we fix it. Free reprint or refund for damage or misprints
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At a glance

Texture / fit
Classic unisex fit with rib-knit cuffs and taped neck and shoulders.
Size
S / M / L / XL / 2XL
Material / key ingredients
Solid colours are 100% cotton; fibre content can vary by colour. Heavyweight 6.0 oz/yd² (203 g/m²) jersey.
How to use
Machine wash cold, inside out, on a gentle cycle with like colours. Use non-chlorine bleach only when needed; tumble dry low or hang dry.

“Yes, These Shoes Warrant a Taxi” — Unisex Longsleeve T-shirt

Classic unisex fit with rib-knit cuffs and taped neck and shoulders. Solid colours are 100% cotton; fibre content can vary by colour. Heavyweight 6.0 oz/yd² (203 g/m²) jersey.

Design story & product details

Red against navy does the talking. The engraved back-seat scene is all inky blue and grey, except for a pair of ruffled red stilettos kicked up by the open car door. The red lettering speaks up for them: Yes, these shoes warrant a taxi. It’s the honest excuse of anyone in heels who has skipped the walk, and the crosswalk outside stays empty.

On a long-sleeve tee, it makes your excuse before anyone asks. Give it to the friend who owns more heels than sneakers for her birthday.

Size chart

Unisex Long Sleeve T-Shirt · Gildan 2400 · classic unisex fit — garment laid flat, in / cm

Size Chest Length Sleeve
S 18″ 45.7 cm 29″ 73.7 cm 32.5″ 82.6 cm
M 20″ 50.8 cm 30″ 76.2 cm 34″ 86.4 cm
L 22″ 55.9 cm 31″ 78.7 cm 35.5″ 90.2 cm
XL 24″ 61 cm 32″ 81.3 cm 37″ 94 cm
2XL 26″ 66 cm 33″ 83.8 cm 38.5″ 97.8 cm

Manufacturer specification; allow a tolerance of about 1 in (2.5 cm). Chest is measured pit to pit, length from the highest point of the shoulder.


Product details

Materials & fit

Solid colours are 100% cotton; fibre content can vary by colour. Heavyweight 6.0 oz/yd² (203 g/m²) jersey.

Classic unisex fit with rib-knit cuffs and taped neck and shoulders.

Print placement

Artwork on the front and the back, as shown in the photos.

Care

  • Machine wash cold, inside out, on a gentle cycle with like colours.
  • Use non-chlorine bleach only when needed; tumble dry low or hang dry.
  • Do not iron the print and do not dry clean.

Delivery & returns

Ships with tracking; the delivery estimate for your country is shown on this page. If it arrives damaged or misprinted, tell us within 7 days and we reprint or refund it. First order and the size is wrong? We send the right size free, shipping included.