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"A Helmet Counts as a Disguise" Unisex Oversized Heavyweight Crewneck T-Shirt
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"A Helmet Counts as a Disguise" Unisex Oversized Heavyweight Crewneck T-Shirt
"A Helmet Counts as a Disguise" Unisex Oversized Heavyweight Crewneck T-Shirt
"A Helmet Counts as a Disguise" Unisex Oversized Heavyweight Crewneck T-Shirt
"A Helmet Counts as a Disguise" Unisex Oversized Heavyweight Crewneck T-Shirt
"A Helmet Counts as a Disguise" Unisex Oversized Heavyweight Crewneck T-Shirt
"A Helmet Counts as a Disguise" Unisex Oversized Heavyweight Crewneck T-Shirt
"A Helmet Counts as a Disguise" Unisex Oversized Heavyweight Crewneck T-Shirt

"A Helmet Counts as a Disguise" Unisex Oversized Heavyweight Crewneck T-Shirt

Original designs you won't find anywhere else

A ransom-note slogan swears a helmet is all the cover you need.

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Then you notice the shaggy fur poking out of the rider's cuffs, and the joke lands. Funny, a little sneaky and made for anyone who rides.

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PLACEMENTFront + Back print

Model is 5′9″ (175 cm) and wears size M.

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Designed in Korea
Sharp, lasting print
Printed near you
Estimated delivery: Nov 16 – Dec 2 Weekends are excluded; public holidays, customs and remote-area delivery may extend these estimates.

Not fast fashion

Original artwork you won't find on marketplaces. Every design is drawn in-house.
A name-brand garment. Printed on Shaka Wear, not an unbranded copy.
Ships from the US. Tracked delivery.
Free size exchange on your first order. Wrong size? We send the right one, free
If it arrives wrong, we fix it. Free reprint or refund for damage or misprints
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At a glance

Who it's for
motorcycle enthusiasts who appreciate humorous, oversized graphic tees
Main benefit
heavyweight cotton shirt with a ransom-note slogan and a playful rider graphic revealing hidden fur for a witty twist
Fit
Boxy oversized fit with dropped shoulders and a wide chest; sizes M to XL.
Material
100% cotton heavyweight jersey, 9.1 oz/yd² (310 g/m²).
Care
Machine wash cold, inside out, on a gentle cycle with like colours. Use non-chlorine bleach only when needed; tumble dry low or hang dry.

“A Helmet Counts as a Disguise” — Unisex Oversized Heavyweight Crewneck T-Shirt

Boxy oversized fit with dropped shoulders and a wide chest; sizes M to XL. 100% cotton heavyweight jersey, 9.1 oz/yd² (310 g/m²).

Design story & product details

The slogan is pieced together like a ransom note: cream capitals outlined in navy, with a few pasted onto rust-red scraps. That suits the line itself, A Helmet Counts as a Disguise. Below it, a rider in a striped helmet leans a sport bike hard into a turn.

The giveaway is the shaggy brown fur poking out at the collar, glove and boot, which turns this oversized heavyweight tee into a sly joke about who is really riding. Give it to the dad who rides every weekend.

Size chart

Oversized Heavyweight T-Shirt · men's oversized fit, 9.1 oz heavyweight cotton — garment laid flat, in / cm

SizeChestLength
M22.4" 57.0 cm28.3" 72.0 cm
L23.6" 60.0 cm29.9" 76.0 cm
XL24.8" 63.0 cm31.5" 80.0 cm

Manufacturer specification; allow a tolerance of about 1 in (2.5 cm). Chest is measured pit to pit, length from the highest point of the shoulder.

Women: this is a men’s cut. Size down 1 size from your usual women’s size.


Product details

Materials & fit

Extra-thick premium cotton with a structured streetwear drape, noticeably heavier than a standard tee.

100% cotton heavyweight jersey, 9.1 oz/yd² (310 g/m²).

Boxy oversized fit with dropped shoulders and a wide chest; sizes M to XL.

Print placement

Artwork on the front and the back, as shown in the photos.

Care

  • Machine wash cold, inside out, on a gentle cycle with like colours.
  • Use non-chlorine bleach only when needed; tumble dry low or hang dry.
  • Do not iron the print and do not dry clean.

Delivery & returns

Designed in Korea. Where it is printed depends on where it goes: the US, Europe, Canada, Australia and New Zealand are printed inside the region (about 4-10 business days, no import duty); South America, Mexico, Turkey, Armenia and Azerbaijan are printed by our partners abroad and shipped internationally (2-4 weeks, import duty paid on delivery); Korea, Japan and every other country are made in Korea and shipped from Korea with tracking (some hoodies and sweatshirts for Japan are printed in Japan). The estimate for your country is shown at checkout. If it arrives damaged or misprinted, tell us within 7 days and we reprint or refund it. First order and the size is wrong? We send the right size free, shipping included.