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"Astronomy Costs Me Sleep" Men’s Oversized Heavyweight Crewneck T-Shirt

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A telescope stuffed like a pillow, with a spiral galaxy glowing in the lens
It says what every stargazer already knows about clear nights and early alarms
Good for anyone who has traded a full night of rest for one more look at Saturn

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PLACEMENTFront print

Original Korean design

Sharp, lasting print

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Estimated delivery: Oct 20 – 29 5–12 business days from order, including production. The delivery estimate at checkout takes priority. Weekends are excluded; public holidays, customs and remote-area delivery may extend these estimates.

Not fast fashion

Original artwork you won't find on marketplaces. Every design is drawn in-house.

A name-brand garment. Printed on Shaka Wear, not an unbranded copy.

Made close to you. Produced at a print facility near you whenever possible, with tracked delivery.

First order? The size is covered. If it does not fit, we remake it in another size at 35% off

If it arrives wrong, we fix it. Free reprint or refund for damage or misprints

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SKU: SM-1315365 Categories: Clothing, T-Shirts, Collections, Humor, Space & Sci-Fi, New Arrivals Tags: amateur-astronomer-shirt, astronomy shirt, astronomy-costs-me-sleep, funny-astronomy-t-shirt, galaxy-telescope-tee, gift for stargazers, oversized-astronomy-tee, space lover shirt, stargazing shirt, telescope graphic tee Brand: StyleMZ

At a glance

Who it's for: stargazers and astronomy fans who enjoy humorous, oversized streetwear
Main benefit: oversized heavyweight black crewneck tee with a plump pillow telescope and a spiral galaxy graphic, plus cream and blue block lettering
Texture / fit: Classic 1990s-inspired boxy fit with a slightly oversized chest, length and sleeves.
Size: S / M / L / XL / 2XL / 3XL
Material / key ingredients: 100% USA cotton in most colours; Heather Grey and Charcoal Grey use cotton blends. Heavyweight 7.5 oz (245–255 g/m²) jersey.
How to use: Machine wash cold, inside out, on a gentle cycle with like colours. Use non-chlorine bleach only when needed; tumble dry low or hang dry.

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“Astronomy Costs Me Sleep” — Men's Oversized Heavyweight Crewneck T-Shirt

Classic 1990s-inspired boxy fit with a slightly oversized chest, length and sleeves. 100% USA cotton in most colours; Heather Grey and Charcoal Grey use cotton blends. Heavyweight 7.5 oz (245–255 g/m²) jersey.

Design story & product details

Ink on a heavyweight oversized crewneck tee gives this joke its shine: the telescope is drawn as a plump, glossy pillow, and the halftone grain makes the creases look soft enough to nap on. Above and below it, cream block letters with a blue shadow say Astronomy Costs Me Sleep.

What sold me is the lens. It holds a small spiral galaxy and a scatter of stars in deep navy, which is the whole reason anyone stays up. Give it to the dad who sets up his telescope in the backyard at midnight.

Size chart

Max Heavyweight T-Shirt · Shaka Wear SHMHSS · men's relaxed heavyweight fit — garment laid flat, in / cm

Size	Chest	Length
S	18″ 45.7 cm	28″ 71.1 cm
M	20″ 50.8 cm	29″ 73.7 cm
L	22″ 55.9 cm	30″ 76.2 cm
XL	24″ 61 cm	31″ 78.7 cm
2XL	26″ 66.1 cm	32″ 81.3 cm
3XL	28″ 71.1 cm	33″ 83.8 cm

Manufacturer specification; allow a tolerance of about 1 in (2.5 cm). Chest is measured pit to pit, length from the highest point of the shoulder.

Product details

Materials & fit

100% USA cotton in most colours; Heather Grey and Charcoal Grey use cotton blends. Heavyweight 7.5 oz (245–255 g/m²) jersey.

Classic 1990s-inspired boxy fit with a slightly oversized chest, length and sleeves.

Print placement

Front print, as shown in the photos.

Care

Machine wash cold, inside out, on a gentle cycle with like colours.
Use non-chlorine bleach only when needed; tumble dry low or hang dry.
Do not iron the print and do not dry clean.

Delivery & returns

Ships with tracking; the delivery estimate for your country is shown on this page. If it arrives damaged or misprinted, tell us within 7 days and we reprint or refund it. First order and the size is wrong? We remake it in another size at 35% off.

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"Astronomy Costs Me Sleep" Men’s Oversized Heavyweight Crewneck T-Shirt