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“WAKE ME FOR THE RINGS.” — Heavy Blend Unisex Crewneck Sweatshirt
Classic relaxed unisex fit with ribbed collar, cuffs and waistband. 50% cotton and 50% polyester Heavy Blend fleece, 8.0 oz/yd² (271 g/m²), made with air-jet spun yarn.
Printed to order.
Design story & product details
Densely printed in pale lavender and dark navy, the artwork creates a layered scene with heavy serif capitals that curve and crowd for emphasis. Large letters with dark outlines and speckled lavender fills form a rounded perimeter, directing the eye around a reclining figure seated comfortably in a cushioned chair. The figure’s socked foot points toward a rounded spacecraft window, where a shaded planet and its thin, elliptical rings pass through expansive, star-dotted darkness. The open spaces inside the letters provide the only areas of rest against the otherwise detailed illustration.
Off to the lower right, an emblem bearing the phrase ‘NOT FOR BREAKFAST.’ forms an understated counterpoint to the larger text. The garment is a Heavy Blend Unisex Crewneck Sweatshirt, offering an everyday backdrop for the scene. Suitably direct in its humor and cosmic theme, it’s a fit for anyone who appreciates subtle references and detailed compositions, especially when giving or wearing something quietly clever.
- The ‘WAKE ME FOR THE RINGS.’ text rises along a curved top edge.
- Dots and four-pointed stars are scattered across the deep navy areas beyond the window.
- Narrow open gaps visually separate the major elements from each other.
Size chart
Heavy Blend Unisex Crewneck Sweatshirt · Gildan 18000 · classic unisex fit, 8 oz 50/50 fleece — garment laid flat, in / cm
| Size | Chest | Length | Sleeve |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 20″ 50.8 cm | 27″ 68.6 cm | 33.5″ 85.1 cm |
| M | 22″ 55.9 cm | 28″ 71.1 cm | 34.5″ 87.6 cm |
| L | 24″ 61.0 cm | 29″ 73.7 cm | 35.5″ 90.2 cm |
| XL | 26″ 66.0 cm | 30″ 76.2 cm | 36.5″ 92.7 cm |
| 2XL | 28″ 71.1 cm | 31″ 78.7 cm | 37.5″ 95.3 cm |
| 3XL | 30″ 76.2 cm | 32″ 81.3 cm | 38.5″ 97.8 cm |
Manufacturer specification; allow a tolerance of about 1 in (2.5 cm). Chest is measured pit to pit, length from the highest point of the shoulder.
Product information
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Materials & fit
50% cotton and 50% polyester Heavy Blend fleece, 8.0 oz/yd² (271 g/m²), made with air-jet spun yarn.
Classic relaxed unisex fit with ribbed collar, cuffs and waistband.
Print placement
Front print, exactly as shown in the gallery.
Care
- Machine wash cold, inside out, on a gentle cycle with like colours.
- Use non-chlorine bleach only when needed; tumble dry low or hang dry.
- Do not iron the print and do not dry clean.
Production
Designed by StyleMZ in Korea and printed to order after your purchase. It is made for your address and shipped with tracking.
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