“Been to Mars Twice” — Unisex Oversized Heavyweight Crewneck T-Shirt
Classic 1990s-inspired boxy fit with a slightly oversized chest, length and sleeves. 100% USA cotton in most colours; Heather Grey and Charcoal Grey use cotton blends. Heavyweight 7.5 oz (245–255 g/m²) jersey.
Design story & product details
The headset cable loops down his back like a tether, and his white socks are planted on a single rust-brown couch cushion. From there, a man in red-orange shorts reaches up to touch an orange ringed planet, painted in thick, oily strokes. Brush lettering on this oversized heavyweight tee reads “Been to Mars Twice. Still Can’t Find the Remote.”
It pokes fun at the gamer who conquers galaxies yet loses everything in the couch. Give it to a VR-obsessed husband on his birthday.
Size chart
Max Heavyweight T-Shirt · Shaka Wear SHMHSS · men's relaxed heavyweight fit — garment laid flat, in / cm
| Size | Chest | Length |
|---|---|---|
| S | 18" 45.7 cm | 28" 71.1 cm |
| M | 20" 50.8 cm | 29" 73.7 cm |
| L | 22" 55.9 cm | 30" 76.2 cm |
| XL | 24" 61 cm | 31" 78.7 cm |
| 2XL | 26" 66.1 cm | 32" 81.3 cm |
| 3XL | 28" 71.1 cm | 33" 83.8 cm |
Manufacturer specification; allow a tolerance of about 1 in (2.5 cm). Chest is measured pit to pit, length from the highest point of the shoulder.
Women: this is a men’s cut. Size down 1 size from your usual women’s size.
Product details
Materials & fit
Extra-thick premium cotton with a structured streetwear drape, noticeably heavier than a standard tee.
100% USA cotton in most colours; Heather Grey and Charcoal Grey use cotton blends. Heavyweight 7.5 oz (245–255 g/m²) jersey.
Classic 1990s-inspired boxy fit with a slightly oversized chest, length and sleeves.
Print placement
Artwork on the front and the back, as shown in the photos.
Care
- Machine wash cold, inside out, on a gentle cycle with like colours.
- Use non-chlorine bleach only when needed; tumble dry low or hang dry.
- Do not iron the print and do not dry clean.
Delivery & returns
Ships with tracking; the delivery estimate for your country is shown on this page. If it arrives damaged or misprinted, tell us within 7 days and we reprint or refund it. First order and the size is wrong? We send the right size free, shipping included.
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