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"Calls Take the Scenic Route" Unisex Longsleeve T-shirt
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"Calls Take the Scenic Route" Unisex Longsleeve T-shirt
"Calls Take the Scenic Route" Unisex Longsleeve T-shirt
"Calls Take the Scenic Route" Unisex Longsleeve T-shirt
"Calls Take the Scenic Route" Unisex Longsleeve T-shirt
"Calls Take the Scenic Route" Unisex Longsleeve T-shirt
"Calls Take the Scenic Route" Unisex Longsleeve T-shirt
"Calls Take the Scenic Route" Unisex Longsleeve T-shirt
"Calls Take the Scenic Route" Unisex Longsleeve T-shirt
"Calls Take the Scenic Route" Unisex Longsleeve T-shirt
"Calls Take the Scenic Route" Unisex Longsleeve T-shirt

"Calls Take the Scenic Route" Unisex Longsleeve T-shirt

Original designs you won't find anywhere else

An engraved satellite and ornate blackletter lettering share one joke: your phone call goes all the way to orbit before it reaches anyone.

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Old-world type meets space hardware, with bright blue solar panels for color.

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PLACEMENTFront + Back print

Model is 5′9″ (175 cm) and wears size S.

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Designed in Korea
Sharp, lasting print
Printed near you
Estimated delivery: Nov 18 – Dec 4 Weekends are excluded; public holidays, customs and remote-area delivery may extend these estimates.

Not fast fashion

Original artwork you won't find on marketplaces. Every design is drawn in-house.
A name-brand garment. Printed on Gildan, not an unbranded copy.
Ships from the US. Tracked delivery.
Free size exchange on your first order. Wrong size? We send the right one, free
If it arrives wrong, we fix it. Free reprint or refund for damage or misprints
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At a glance

Who it's for
Telecom engineers, satellite technology fans, or anyone who enjoys space-themed humor
Main benefit
Longsleeve t-shirt with engraved satellite and blackletter text, highlighted by blue solar panels for a playful orbit call joke
Fit
Classic unisex fit with rib-knit cuffs and taped neck and shoulders.
Material
Solid colours are 100% cotton; fibre content can vary by colour. Heavyweight 6.0 oz/yd² (203 g/m²) jersey.
Care
Machine wash cold, inside out, on a gentle cycle with like colours. Use non-chlorine bleach only when needed; tumble dry low or hang dry.

“Calls Take the Scenic Route” — Unisex Longsleeve T-shirt

Classic unisex fit with rib-knit cuffs and taped neck and shoulders. Solid colours are 100% cotton; fibre content can vary by colour. Heavyweight 6.0 oz/yd² (203 g/m²) jersey.

Design story & product details

Heavy navy blackletter, full of swashes and curling capitals, wraps the words Calls Take the Scenic Route around an engraved satellite on this longsleeve tee. It is a gentle joke about every laggy phone call: your voice heads up to orbit and back before anyone hears it. The dish is the detail to own, drawn in fine off-white linework with a thin navy grid and flanked by bright blue solar panels.

Old-world lettering on a space-age machine makes a fitting Christmas gift for a telecom engineer who spends the workday chasing signal delay.

Size chart

Unisex Long Sleeve T-Shirt · classic unisex fit, 6 oz cotton — garment laid flat, in / cm

SizeChestLengthSleeve
S18" 45.7 cm29" 73.7 cm32.5" 82.6 cm
M20" 50.8 cm30" 76.2 cm34" 86.4 cm
L22" 55.9 cm31" 78.7 cm35.5" 90.2 cm
XL24" 61 cm32" 81.3 cm37" 94 cm
2XL26" 66 cm33" 83.8 cm38.5" 97.8 cm

Manufacturer specification; allow a tolerance of about 1 in (2.5 cm). Chest is measured pit to pit, length from the highest point of the shoulder.


Product details

Materials & fit

Thick, durable cotton that layers well and keeps its shape wash after wash.

Solid colours are 100% cotton; fibre content can vary by colour. Heavyweight 6.0 oz/yd² (203 g/m²) jersey.

Classic unisex fit with rib-knit cuffs and taped neck and shoulders.

Print placement

Artwork on the front and the back, as shown in the photos.

Care

  • Machine wash cold, inside out, on a gentle cycle with like colours.
  • Use non-chlorine bleach only when needed; tumble dry low or hang dry.
  • Do not iron the print and do not dry clean.

Delivery & returns

Designed in Korea. Where it is printed depends on where it goes: the US, Europe, Canada, Australia and New Zealand are printed inside the region (about 4-10 business days, no import duty); South America, Mexico, Turkey, Armenia and Azerbaijan are printed by our partners abroad and shipped internationally (2-4 weeks, import duty paid on delivery); Korea, Japan and every other country are made in Korea and shipped from Korea with tracking (some hoodies and sweatshirts for Japan are printed in Japan). The estimate for your country is shown at checkout. If it arrives damaged or misprinted, tell us within 7 days and we reprint or refund it. First order and the size is wrong? We send the right size free, shipping included.