“Carpet Was an Optimistic Choice” — Unisex Longsleeve T-shirt
Classic unisex fit with rib-knit cuffs and taped neck and shoulders. Solid colours are 100% cotton; fibre content can vary by colour. Heavyweight 6.0 oz/yd² (203 g/m²) jersey.
Printed to order.
Design story & product details
Orange-set lines split the lettering on this artwork, trailing through “CARPET WAS AN” and “OPTIMISTIC CHOICE” in tall, slender block capitals. The top words bend around a bicycle’s front wheel, which pushes downward at an angle, cutting across part of the type. Through the cluster of narrow spokes and curved fork, you catch a glimpse of rugged texture — the tyre is scattered with bright orange specks that match the inked fringe below.
Set beneath, a rectangular rug rolls back along its edges, its surface patterned with tiny orange and cream shapes over dark blue-green fields. Neat stripes mark the border, while creamy fringes gather at the ends. Not every patch is clear; you notice dabs of brown-orange clinging to the rug and dropping beside it, as if swept from a muddy wheel track.
Small lettering at the base — “CLAY CUT CYCLOCROSS” — sits between short orange marks, grounding the theme in a race through uncertain terrain. Each element is defined and separate, with pauses of open color inside the circular spokes and above the illustration. The artwork’s dry, pointed humor will click for anyone with strong opinions on flooring or bikes, or anyone in need of a gift for the grinder in their group.
Size chart
Unisex Long Sleeve T-Shirt · Gildan 2400 · classic unisex fit — garment laid flat, in / cm
| Size | Chest | Length | Sleeve |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 18″ 45.7 cm | 29″ 73.7 cm | 32.5″ 82.6 cm |
| M | 20″ 50.8 cm | 30″ 76.2 cm | 34″ 86.4 cm |
| L | 22″ 55.9 cm | 31″ 78.7 cm | 35.5″ 90.2 cm |
| XL | 24″ 61 cm | 32″ 81.3 cm | 37″ 94 cm |
| 2XL | 26″ 66 cm | 33″ 83.8 cm | 38.5″ 97.8 cm |
Manufacturer specification; allow a tolerance of about 1 in (2.5 cm). Chest is measured pit to pit, length from the highest point of the shoulder.
Product information
Details you can rely on
Materials & fit
Solid colours are 100% cotton; fibre content can vary by colour. Heavyweight 6.0 oz/yd² (203 g/m²) jersey.
Classic unisex fit with rib-knit cuffs and taped neck and shoulders.
Print placement
Front print, exactly as shown in the gallery.
Care
- Machine wash cold, inside out, on a gentle cycle with like colours.
- Use non-chlorine bleach only when needed; tumble dry low or hang dry.
- Do not iron the print and do not dry clean.
Production
Designed by StyleMZ in Korea and printed to order after your purchase. It is made for your address and shipped with tracking.
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