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“Cheese Outranks Clean Socks” — Heavyweight Unisex Crewneck T-shirt
Classic regular unisex fit with set-in sleeves, a rib-knit collar and taped neck and shoulders. Solid colours are 100% preshrunk cotton; fibre content can vary by colour. Heavyweight 5.3 oz/yd² (180 g/m²) jersey.
Printed to order.
Design story & product details
A tall railway scene gathers snow-capped mountains, pine forests and a red passenger train into the dense upper part of the artwork. The train crosses a stone-arched viaduct that curves toward a tunnel cut into the rock, giving the route a clear destination within the drawing. Dark navy and deep maroon red carry the detail against cream, while the grey edges stay empty. On the Heavyweight Unisex Crewneck T-shirt, that vertical arrangement links the mountain journey to the open duffel bag below.
- A large round wheel of cheese rests inside the bag on a cream cloth with maroon stripes. A rolled striped sock shares the space, making the slogan’s packing priorities quite literal.
- Small navy feathered wings flank the bag. Their scale is easy to miss beside the wider, splayed wings behind the bordered plaque.
- The chunky slab-serif banner lettering bows downward in two lines, with the top word larger. Solid maroon letters have navy drop-shadows and a speckled, distressed texture.
The plaque changes the rhythm with a straight cream capital line, followed by smaller lettering and the date. Valmer Rail and Est. 1966 give the cheese-and-socks joke a railway setting without interrupting the illustrated journey. It suits someone who enjoys train travel and a practical packing joke.
Size chart
Heavy Cotton T-Shirt · Gildan 5000 · classic fit — garment laid flat, in / cm
| Size | Chest | Length | Sleeve |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 18″ 45.7 cm | 28″ 71.1 cm | 15.6″ 39.7 cm |
| M | 20″ 50.8 cm | 29″ 73.7 cm | 17″ 43.2 cm |
| L | 22″ 55.9 cm | 30″ 76.2 cm | 18.5″ 47.0 cm |
| XL | 24″ 61.0 cm | 31″ 78.7 cm | 20″ 50.8 cm |
| 2XL | 26″ 66.0 cm | 32″ 81.3 cm | 21.5″ 54.6 cm |
| 3XL | 28″ 71.1 cm | 33″ 83.8 cm | 22.4″ 56.8 cm |
| 4XL | 30″ 76.2 cm | 34″ 86.4 cm | 23.6″ 60.0 cm |
| 5XL | 32″ 81.3 cm | 35″ 88.9 cm | 25″ 63.5 cm |
Manufacturer specification; allow a tolerance of about 1 in (2.5 cm). Chest is measured pit to pit, length from the highest point of the shoulder.
Product information
Details you can rely on
Materials & fit
Solid colours are 100% preshrunk cotton; fibre content can vary by colour. Heavyweight 5.3 oz/yd² (180 g/m²) jersey.
Classic regular unisex fit with set-in sleeves, a rib-knit collar and taped neck and shoulders.
Print placement
Front print, exactly as shown in the gallery.
Care
- Machine wash cold, inside out, on a gentle cycle with like colours.
- Use non-chlorine bleach only when needed; tumble dry low or hang dry.
- Do not iron the print and do not dry clean.
Production
Designed by StyleMZ in Korea and printed to order after your purchase. It is made for your address and shipped with tracking.
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