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Description
A muscular woman with a sharp bob takes center stage, gripping an axe in a vintage distressed comic composition. Cream, red, black, and yellow give the artwork a worn poster feel, while the offbeat message—“Chop One Tree Everyday Jump and Hit! What Scares You”—adds a defiant, surreal edge. Printed on a heavyweight Gildan 5000 unisex crewneck tee, it is built for everyday streetwear rotation with a substantial feel and a classic silhouette. Each shirt is made to order and ships worldwide with free standard shipping.
- Heavyweight cotton crewneck T-shirt with a classic unisex fit.
- Front graphic print featuring distressed comic-style artwork and text.
- Made to order to reduce excess production; please allow processing time before shipping.
Size chart
Heavy Cotton T-Shirt · Gildan 5000 · classic fit — garment laid flat, in / cm
| Size | Chest | Length | Sleeve |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 18″ 45.7 cm | 28″ 71.1 cm | 15.6″ 39.7 cm |
| M | 20″ 50.8 cm | 29″ 73.7 cm | 17″ 43.2 cm |
| L | 22″ 55.9 cm | 30″ 76.2 cm | 18.5″ 47.0 cm |
| XL | 24″ 61.0 cm | 31″ 78.7 cm | 20″ 50.8 cm |
| 2XL | 26″ 66.0 cm | 32″ 81.3 cm | 21.5″ 54.6 cm |
| 3XL | 28″ 71.1 cm | 33″ 83.8 cm | 22.4″ 56.8 cm |
| 4XL | 30″ 76.2 cm | 34″ 86.4 cm | 23.6″ 60.0 cm |
| 5XL | 32″ 81.3 cm | 35″ 88.9 cm | 25″ 63.5 cm |
Manufacturer specification; allow a tolerance of about 1 in (2.5 cm). Chest is measured pit to pit, length from the highest point of the shoulder.
