"Don’t Tell Me" Unisex Longsleeve T-shirt

A tall arch of heavy cream serif capitals announces “DON’T TELL ME” across the top. Black outlines and offset shadows thicken each letter, while scattered dark distress marks interrupt their otherwise solid faces.

An orange tabby fills the middle, with pointed ears rising into the narrow white breaks beneath the lettering. On the Unisex Longsleeve T-shirt, its cream-and-orange forepaws cover its eyes as it holds a fish straight across its face.

The fish’s forked tail extends left, while its round yellow-ringed eye and open mouth face right. Blue-grey overlapping scales gather into a darker back and soften into cream below; fine cream strokes also pick out the cat’s striped fur, pale chest, muzzle, and long whiskers.

A curled black ribbon crosses the lower body with cream capitals reading “WHAT TO DO.” Gold-edged starbursts and thin pointed ornaments fill the remaining gaps above the head and below the ribbon, leaving slim white separations between the crowded elements. Together, the English lettering reads “DON’T TELL ME WHAT TO DO,” a direct refusal of unwanted instruction.