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"Down Here, Nobody Asks Me to Talk" Heavyweight Unisex Crewneck T-shirt
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"Down Here, Nobody Asks Me to Talk" Heavyweight Unisex Crewneck T-shirt
"Down Here, Nobody Asks Me to Talk" Heavyweight Unisex Crewneck T-shirt
"Down Here, Nobody Asks Me to Talk" Heavyweight Unisex Crewneck T-shirt
"Down Here, Nobody Asks Me to Talk" Heavyweight Unisex Crewneck T-shirt
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"Down Here, Nobody Asks Me to Talk" Heavyweight Unisex Crewneck T-shirt

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  • For the diver who goes under to get some peace
  • A freediver drops toward the deep while the sun burns orange overhead, and the joke lands for every introvert who prefers the silence of the water
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PLACEMENTFront print

Model is 6′2″ (189 cm) and wears size M.

Free size exchange on your first order · How it works

Designed in Korea
Sharp, lasting print
Printed near you
Estimated delivery: Nov 9 – 25 Weekends are excluded; public holidays, customs and remote-area delivery may extend these estimates.

© StyleMZ · Original Design. Reproduction prohibited.

Not fast fashion

Original artwork you won't find on marketplaces. Every design is drawn in-house.
A name-brand garment. Printed on Gildan, not an unbranded copy.
Ships from the US. Tracked delivery.
Free size exchange on your first order. Wrong size? We send the right one, free
If it arrives wrong, we fix it. Free reprint or refund for damage or misprints
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At a glance

Who it's for
Quiet, introverted freedivers who head underwater to escape small talk
Main benefit
Heavyweight crewneck tee with a front print of a freediver descending under an orange sun, with a bubble ring beside the slogan
Fit
Classic regular unisex fit with set-in sleeves, a rib-knit collar and taped neck and shoulders.
Material
Solid colours are 100% cotton; heathers are cotton-polyester blends. Heavyweight 6.0 oz/yd² (203 g/m²) jersey.
Care
Machine wash cold, inside out, on a gentle cycle with like colours. Use non-chlorine bleach only when needed; tumble dry low or hang dry.

“Down Here, Nobody Asks Me to Talk” — Heavyweight Unisex Crewneck T-shirt

Classic regular unisex fit with set-in sleeves, a rib-knit collar and taped neck and shoulders. Solid colours are 100% cotton; heathers are cotton-polyester blends. Heavyweight 6.0 oz/yd² (203 g/m²) jersey.

Design story & product details

A freediver in a navy wetsuit and one long fin heads down into the deep while the sun breaks orange through the surface above. The line reads “Down here, nobody asks me to talk.” It’s a joke for anyone who holds their breath partly to get away from small talk. The best detail is the ring of bubbles drifting down beside the words, as quiet as the slogan on this heavyweight tee.

It makes a good birthday gift for the quiet friend who would rather spend Saturday freediving than at a party.

Size chart

Classic Heavyweight T-Shirt · classic unisex fit, 6 oz cotton — garment laid flat, in / cm

SizeChestLength
S18" 45.7 cm27.4" 69.5 cm
M20" 50.8 cm28.3" 72.0 cm
L22" 55.9 cm29.3" 74.5 cm
XL24" 61.0 cm30.3" 77.0 cm
2XL26" 66.0 cm31.5" 80.0 cm
3XL28" 71.1 cm32.3" 82.0 cm

Manufacturer specification; allow a tolerance of about 1 in (2.5 cm). Chest is measured pit to pit, length from the highest point of the shoulder.


Product details

Materials & fit

Thick, sturdy everyday cotton, heavier than a typical fashion tee, so it drapes well and keeps its shape wash after wash.

Solid colours are 100% cotton; heathers are cotton-polyester blends. Heavyweight 6.0 oz/yd² (203 g/m²) jersey.

Classic regular unisex fit with set-in sleeves, a rib-knit collar and taped neck and shoulders.

Print placement

Front print, as shown in the photos.

Care

  • Machine wash cold, inside out, on a gentle cycle with like colours.
  • Use non-chlorine bleach only when needed; tumble dry low or hang dry.
  • Do not iron the print and do not dry clean.

Delivery & returns

Designed in Korea and printed near you: orders to the US, Europe, Canada and Australia are printed in the region and arrive in about 4-10 business days; other countries are printed in Korea and shipped with tracking. The estimate for your country is shown at checkout. If it arrives damaged or misprinted, tell us within 7 days and we reprint or refund it. First order and the size is wrong? We send the right size free, shipping included.