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"Even My Thumbs Have a Program" Heavyweight Unisex Crewneck T-shirt
"Even My Thumbs Have a Program" Heavyweight Unisex Crewneck T-shirt
"Even My Thumbs Have a Program" Heavyweight Unisex Crewneck T-shirt
"Even My Thumbs Have a Program" Heavyweight Unisex Crewneck T-shirt
"Even My Thumbs Have a Program" Heavyweight Unisex Crewneck T-shirt
"Even My Thumbs Have a Program" Heavyweight Unisex Crewneck T-shirt
"Even My Thumbs Have a Program" Heavyweight Unisex Crewneck T-shirt
"Even My Thumbs Have a Program" Heavyweight Unisex Crewneck T-shirt
"Even My Thumbs Have a Program" Heavyweight Unisex Crewneck T-shirt
"Even My Thumbs Have a Program" Heavyweight Unisex Crewneck T-shirt
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"Even My Thumbs Have a Program" Heavyweight Unisex Crewneck T-shirt

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  • Plate pinches are no joke, and this lifter wants everyone to know his thumbs follow a plan too
  • Old-school engraving lines, scuffed iron plates and worn gym sneakers give the gag some real grit
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PLACEMENTFront + Back print

Model is 6′2″ (189 cm) and wears size M.

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Original artwork
Sharp, lasting print
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Estimated delivery: Oct 23 – Nov 3 Weekends are excluded; public holidays, customs and remote-area delivery may extend these estimates.

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Original artwork you won't find on marketplaces. Every design is drawn in-house.
A name-brand garment. Printed on Gildan, not an unbranded copy.
Ships from the US. Tracked delivery.
Free size exchange on your first order. Wrong size? We send the right one, free
If it arrives wrong, we fix it. Free reprint or refund for damage or misprints
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At a glance

Who it's for
lifters and gym-goers who enjoy grip training humor and classic gym style
Main benefit
heavyweight cotton crewneck tee with vintage engraving-style art of a lifter holding weight plates and bold joke lettering
Texture / fit
Classic regular unisex fit with set-in sleeves, a rib-knit collar and taped neck and shoulders.
Size
S / M / L / XL / 2XL / 3XL / 4XL / 5XL
Material / key ingredients
Solid colours are 100% preshrunk cotton; fibre content can vary by colour. Heavyweight 5.3 oz/yd² (180 g/m²) jersey.
How to use
Machine wash cold, inside out, on a gentle cycle with like colours. Use non-chlorine bleach only when needed; tumble dry low or hang dry.

“Even My Thumbs Have a Program” — Heavyweight Unisex Crewneck T-shirt

Classic regular unisex fit with set-in sleeves, a rib-knit collar and taped neck and shoulders. Solid colours are 100% preshrunk cotton; fibre content can vary by colour. Heavyweight 5.3 oz/yd² (180 g/m²) jersey.

Design story & product details

Two scuffed weight plates hang from a lifter’s fingertips, pinched by the rim, and the oversized, rough-cut lettering spells out the joke: even my thumbs have a program. It’s grip-training humor drawn like an old engraving in plum-brown ink over cream, made for a heavyweight crewneck tee.

The worn sneakers with loose laces and the strap dropped between his feet make it feel like the set just ended. Give it to the gym buddy who never skips plate pinches.

Size chart

Heavy Cotton T-Shirt · Gildan 5000 · classic fit — garment laid flat, in / cm

Size Chest Length Sleeve
S 18″ 45.7 cm 28″ 71.1 cm 15.6″ 39.7 cm
M 20″ 50.8 cm 29″ 73.7 cm 17″ 43.2 cm
L 22″ 55.9 cm 30″ 76.2 cm 18.5″ 47.0 cm
XL 24″ 61.0 cm 31″ 78.7 cm 20″ 50.8 cm
2XL 26″ 66.0 cm 32″ 81.3 cm 21.5″ 54.6 cm
3XL 28″ 71.1 cm 33″ 83.8 cm 22.4″ 56.8 cm
4XL 30″ 76.2 cm 34″ 86.4 cm 23.6″ 60.0 cm
5XL 32″ 81.3 cm 35″ 88.9 cm 25″ 63.5 cm

Manufacturer specification; allow a tolerance of about 1 in (2.5 cm). Chest is measured pit to pit, length from the highest point of the shoulder.


Product details

Materials & fit

Solid colours are 100% preshrunk cotton; fibre content can vary by colour. Heavyweight 5.3 oz/yd² (180 g/m²) jersey.

Classic regular unisex fit with set-in sleeves, a rib-knit collar and taped neck and shoulders.

Print placement

Artwork on the front and the back, as shown in the photos.

Care

  • Machine wash cold, inside out, on a gentle cycle with like colours.
  • Use non-chlorine bleach only when needed; tumble dry low or hang dry.
  • Do not iron the print and do not dry clean.

Delivery & returns

Ships with tracking; the delivery estimate for your country is shown on this page. If it arrives damaged or misprinted, tell us within 7 days and we reprint or refund it. First order and the size is wrong? We send the right size free, shipping included.