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"Whippet Define Walking Pace" Heavyweight Unisex Crewneck T-shirt
"Whippet Define Walking Pace" Heavyweight Unisex Crewneck T-shirt
"Whippet Define Walking Pace" Heavyweight Unisex Crewneck T-shirt
"Whippet Define Walking Pace" Heavyweight Unisex Crewneck T-shirt
"Whippet Define Walking Pace" Heavyweight Unisex Crewneck T-shirt
"Whippet Define Walking Pace" Heavyweight Unisex Crewneck T-shirt
"Whippet Define Walking Pace" Heavyweight Unisex Crewneck T-shirt
"Whippet Define Walking Pace" Heavyweight Unisex Crewneck T-shirt
"Whippet Define Walking Pace" Heavyweight Unisex Crewneck T-shirt
"Whippet Define Walking Pace" Heavyweight Unisex Crewneck T-shirt
"Whippet Define Walking Pace" Heavyweight Unisex Crewneck T-shirt
"Whippet Define Walking Pace" Heavyweight Unisex Crewneck T-shirt
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"Whippet Define Walking Pace" Heavyweight Unisex Crewneck T-shirt

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  • Ask a whippet to walk and you get a sprint
  • This drawing puts one at full stretch on a treadmill and surrounds the machine with engineering callouts, as if someone were trying to find the missing slow speed
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PLACEMENTFront + Back print

Model is 6′2″ (189 cm) and wears size M.

Free size exchange on your first order · How it works

Original artwork
Sharp, lasting print
Tracked delivery
Estimated delivery: Oct 23 – Nov 3 Weekends are excluded; public holidays, customs and remote-area delivery may extend these estimates.

© StyleMZ · Original Design. Reproduction prohibited.

Not fast fashion

Original artwork you won't find on marketplaces. Every design is drawn in-house.
A name-brand garment. Printed on Gildan, not an unbranded copy.
Ships from the US. Tracked delivery.
Free size exchange on your first order. Wrong size? We send the right one, free
If it arrives wrong, we fix it. Free reprint or refund for damage or misprints
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At a glance

Who it's for
Dog lovers and whippet owners who enjoy humorous pet-themed apparel
Main benefit
Heavyweight unisex tee with a drawing of a whippet sprinting on a treadmill surrounded by engineering callouts
Texture / fit
Classic regular unisex fit with set-in sleeves, a rib-knit collar and taped neck and shoulders.
Size
S / M / L / XL / 2XL / 3XL / 4XL / 5XL
Material / key ingredients
Solid colours are 100% preshrunk cotton; fibre content can vary by colour. Heavyweight 5.3 oz/yd² (180 g/m²) jersey.
How to use
Machine wash cold, inside out, on a gentle cycle with like colours. Use non-chlorine bleach only when needed; tumble dry low or hang dry.

“Whippet Define Walking Pace” — Heavyweight Unisex Crewneck T-shirt

Classic regular unisex fit with set-in sleeves, a rib-knit collar and taped neck and shoulders. Solid colours are 100% preshrunk cotton; fibre content can vary by colour. Heavyweight 5.3 oz/yd² (180 g/m²) jersey.

Design story & product details

Whippet, define walking pace. That question is the whole joke, because a whippet has no slow setting. This one is already at full stretch on a treadmill, front paw reaching out toward you. Eight technical callouts circle the machine like a repair manual, down to an orange coil spring and a bearing, as if an engineer were trying to find the fault.

On a heavyweight crewneck tee, it makes a fond joke about every morning walk that turns into a sprint. Give it to a whippet mom on her birthday.

Size chart

Heavy Cotton T-Shirt · Gildan 5000 · classic fit — garment laid flat, in / cm

Size Chest Length Sleeve
S 18″ 45.7 cm 28″ 71.1 cm 15.6″ 39.7 cm
M 20″ 50.8 cm 29″ 73.7 cm 17″ 43.2 cm
L 22″ 55.9 cm 30″ 76.2 cm 18.5″ 47.0 cm
XL 24″ 61.0 cm 31″ 78.7 cm 20″ 50.8 cm
2XL 26″ 66.0 cm 32″ 81.3 cm 21.5″ 54.6 cm
3XL 28″ 71.1 cm 33″ 83.8 cm 22.4″ 56.8 cm
4XL 30″ 76.2 cm 34″ 86.4 cm 23.6″ 60.0 cm
5XL 32″ 81.3 cm 35″ 88.9 cm 25″ 63.5 cm

Manufacturer specification; allow a tolerance of about 1 in (2.5 cm). Chest is measured pit to pit, length from the highest point of the shoulder.


Product details

Materials & fit

Solid colours are 100% preshrunk cotton; fibre content can vary by colour. Heavyweight 5.3 oz/yd² (180 g/m²) jersey.

Classic regular unisex fit with set-in sleeves, a rib-knit collar and taped neck and shoulders.

Print placement

Artwork on the front and the back, as shown in the photos.

Care

  • Machine wash cold, inside out, on a gentle cycle with like colours.
  • Use non-chlorine bleach only when needed; tumble dry low or hang dry.
  • Do not iron the print and do not dry clean.

Delivery & returns

Ships with tracking; the delivery estimate for your country is shown on this page. If it arrives damaged or misprinted, tell us within 7 days and we reprint or refund it. First order and the size is wrong? We send the right size free, shipping included.