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“Faster Than This Haircut Suggests” — Unisex Jersey Tank
Retail unisex fit with side seams and a relaxed sleeveless cut. Solid colours are 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton; fibre content can vary by colour. Lightweight 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²) jersey.
Design story & product details
Nothing frames this poodle. The drawing simply stops at open edges, so the cream-white dog slicing through striped weave poles seems to run loose across a unisex jersey tank. Overhead, Standard Poodle arches in worn navy slab letters, and underneath, Faster streaks off with the punchline: than this haircut suggests.
The engraving takes the show clip completely seriously, down to every curl of the topknot and pom-pons, which is exactly why the joke works. Wear it to your poodle’s next agility trial.
Size chart
Unisex Jersey Tank · Bella+Canvas 3480 · regular unisex fit — garment laid flat, in / cm
| Size | Chest | Length |
|---|---|---|
| S | 18.3″ 46.4 cm | 27″ 68.6 cm |
| M | 20.3″ 51.4 cm | 28″ 71.1 cm |
| L | 22.3″ 56.5 cm | 29″ 73.7 cm |
| XL | 24.3″ 61.6 cm | 30″ 76.2 cm |
| 2XL | 26.3″ 66.7 cm | 31″ 78.7 cm |
Manufacturer specification; allow a tolerance of about 1 in (2.5 cm). Chest is measured pit to pit, length from the highest point of the shoulder.
Product details
Materials & fit
Solid colours are 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton; fibre content can vary by colour. Lightweight 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²) jersey.
Retail unisex fit with side seams and a relaxed sleeveless cut.
Print placement
Front print, as shown in the photos.
Care
- Machine wash cold, inside out, on a gentle cycle with like colours.
- Use non-chlorine bleach only when needed; tumble dry low or hang dry.
- Do not iron the print and do not dry clean.
Delivery & returns
Ships with tracking; the delivery estimate for your country is shown on this page. If it arrives damaged or misprinted, tell us within 7 days and we reprint or refund it. First order and the size is wrong? We remake it in another size at 35% off.
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