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"Four Hours Counts As Close" Unisex Jersey Tank
"Four Hours Counts As Close" Unisex Jersey Tank - the graphic up close
"Four Hours Counts As Close" Unisex Jersey Tank
"Four Hours Counts As Close" Unisex Jersey Tank
"Four Hours Counts As Close" Unisex Jersey Tank
"Four Hours Counts As Close" Unisex Jersey Tank

"Four Hours Counts As Close" Unisex Jersey Tank

Original designs you won't find anywhere else

A winged knight in silver armor guards the most Texan rule there is: four hours counts as close.

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The epic art and the very ordinary road trip claim make the joke, and the weathered red, white and blue finish makes it look old.

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PLACEMENTFront print

Model is 6′3″ (190 cm) and wears size M.

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Designed in Korea
Sharp, lasting print
Printed near you
Estimated delivery: Nov 23 – Dec 9 Weekends are excluded; public holidays, customs and remote-area delivery may extend these estimates.

Not fast fashion

Original artwork you won't find on marketplaces. Every design is drawn in-house.
A name-brand garment. Printed on Bella+Canvas, not an unbranded copy.
Ships from the US. Tracked delivery.
Free size exchange on your first order. Wrong size? We send the right one, free
If it arrives wrong, we fix it. Free reprint or refund for damage or misprints
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At a glance

Who it's for
Texans who drive four hours for brisket and call it a quick trip, and fans of road-trip humor
Main benefit
Sleeveless jersey tank with a front print of an armored knight before red, white and blue wings, with Four Hours Counts As Close and Texas
Fit
Regular unisex sleeveless fit; sizes M to 3XL.
Material
Cotton jersey; fibre content can vary by colour.
Care
Machine wash cold, inside out, on a gentle cycle with like colours. Use non-chlorine bleach only when needed; tumble dry low or hang dry.

“Four Hours Counts As Close” — Unisex Jersey Tank

Regular unisex sleeveless fit; sizes M to 3XL. Cotton jersey; fibre content can vary by colour.

Design story & product details

Huge red, white and blue wings fill almost the whole design. In front of them, an armored knight rests his gauntlets on a sheathed sword, a lone star on his chest, and the whole scene plays it completely straight. That’s the joke. Across the wing it says Four Hours Counts As Close, the Texan idea of distance, with Texas below in big swashy, weathered letters.

I’d buy this tank for the speckled, worn finish alone. It suits the Texan who drives four hours for brisket and calls it a quick trip.

Size chart

Unisex Sleeveless Tee · regular unisex fit — garment laid flat, in / cm

SizeChestLength
M20.1" 51.0 cm28" 71.0 cm
L21.3" 54.0 cm29.5" 75.0 cm
XL22.4" 57.0 cm31.1" 79.0 cm
2XL23.6" 60.0 cm32.7" 83.0 cm

Manufacturer specification; allow a tolerance of about 1 in (2.5 cm). Chest is measured pit to pit, length from the highest point of the shoulder.


Product details

Materials & fit

Light, smooth and very soft cotton that stays cool for workouts and summer days.

Cotton jersey; fibre content can vary by colour.

Regular unisex sleeveless fit; sizes M to 3XL.

Print placement

Front print, as shown in the photos.

Care

  • Machine wash cold, inside out, on a gentle cycle with like colours.
  • Use non-chlorine bleach only when needed; tumble dry low or hang dry.
  • Do not iron the print and do not dry clean.

Delivery & returns

Designed in Korea. Where it is printed depends on where it goes: the US, Europe, Canada, Australia and New Zealand are printed inside the region (about 4-10 business days, no import duty); South America, Mexico, Turkey, Armenia and Azerbaijan are printed by our partners abroad and shipped internationally (2-4 weeks, import duty paid on delivery); Korea, Japan and every other country are made in Korea and shipped from Korea with tracking (some hoodies and sweatshirts for Japan are printed in Japan). The estimate for your country is shown at checkout. If it arrives damaged or misprinted, tell us within 7 days and we reprint or refund it. First order and the size is wrong? We send the right size free, shipping included.