"Frequent Flier" Classic Snapback · Embroidered

Embroidery suits this mark, because the old fairground signs it borrows from were already built from flat color and hard outlines. Stitched in maroon, navy and white on the front of a snapback, the arched Frequent Flier banner and the swing ride under it get a raised edge that looks almost hand-painted.

The joke is quiet. The only miles logged here are on the swings, with the chairs flung out on their chains mid-spin. Wear it to the county fair and someone will get it.