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"Goodbye Takes Me Twenty Minutes" Heavyweight Unisex Crewneck T-shirt
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"Goodbye Takes Me Twenty Minutes" Heavyweight Unisex Crewneck T-shirt
"Goodbye Takes Me Twenty Minutes" Heavyweight Unisex Crewneck T-shirt
"Goodbye Takes Me Twenty Minutes" Heavyweight Unisex Crewneck T-shirt
"Goodbye Takes Me Twenty Minutes" Heavyweight Unisex Crewneck T-shirt
"Goodbye Takes Me Twenty Minutes" Heavyweight Unisex Crewneck T-shirt
"Goodbye Takes Me Twenty Minutes" Heavyweight Unisex Crewneck T-shirt
"Goodbye Takes Me Twenty Minutes" Heavyweight Unisex Crewneck T-shirt
"Goodbye Takes Me Twenty Minutes" Heavyweight Unisex Crewneck T-shirt
"Goodbye Takes Me Twenty Minutes" Heavyweight Unisex Crewneck T-shirt
"Goodbye Takes Me Twenty Minutes" Heavyweight Unisex Crewneck T-shirt
"Goodbye Takes Me Twenty Minutes" Heavyweight Unisex Crewneck T-shirt
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"Goodbye Takes Me Twenty Minutes" Heavyweight Unisex Crewneck T-shirt

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  • Leaving takes a while, and this shirt owns up to it
  • Spiky, hand-shaded lettering in lavender and pale gray turns the long Midwest goodbye at the front door into a heavy metal confession
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PLACEMENTFront + Back print

Model is 5′9″ (176 cm) and wears size S.

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Original artwork
Sharp, lasting print
Tracked delivery
Estimated delivery: Oct 27 – Nov 5 Weekends are excluded; public holidays, customs and remote-area delivery may extend these estimates.

© StyleMZ · Original Design. Reproduction prohibited.

Not fast fashion

Original artwork you won't find on marketplaces. Every design is drawn in-house.
A name-brand garment. Printed on Gildan, not an unbranded copy.
Ships from the US. Tracked delivery.
Free size exchange on your first order. Wrong size? We send the right one, free
If it arrives wrong, we fix it. Free reprint or refund for damage or misprints
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At a glance

Who it's for
People with a playful sense of humor and a habit of long, social goodbyes
Main benefit
Heavyweight classic fit tee with spiky, hand-shaded lavender and gray typography that jokes about long goodbyes
Texture / fit
Classic regular unisex fit with set-in sleeves, a rib-knit collar and taped neck and shoulders.
Size
S / M / L / XL / 2XL / 3XL / 4XL / 5XL
Material / key ingredients
Solid colours are 100% preshrunk cotton; fibre content can vary by colour. Heavyweight 5.3 oz/yd² (180 g/m²) jersey.
How to use
Machine wash cold, inside out, on a gentle cycle with like colours. Use non-chlorine bleach only when needed; tumble dry low or hang dry.

“Goodbye Takes Me Twenty Minutes” — Heavyweight Unisex Crewneck T-shirt

Classic regular unisex fit with set-in sleeves, a rib-knit collar and taped neck and shoulders. Solid colours are 100% preshrunk cotton; fibre content can vary by colour. Heavyweight 5.3 oz/yd² (180 g/m²) jersey.

Design story & product details

The E in GOODBYE climbs past its neighbors like someone already halfway out the door and still talking. That is the joke: thorny, hand-shaded lettering, lavender on top and pale gray below, admits that leaving the party is a twenty-minute event. It looks like a metal band logo on a heavyweight tee, which makes the admission funnier.

Wear it to the family reunion, then keep talking by the car. It suits the Midwesterner who hugs everyone twice before Thanksgiving dinner is over.

Size chart

Heavy Cotton T-Shirt · Gildan 5000 · classic fit — garment laid flat, in / cm

Size Chest Length Sleeve
S 18″ 45.7 cm 28″ 71.1 cm 15.6″ 39.7 cm
M 20″ 50.8 cm 29″ 73.7 cm 17″ 43.2 cm
L 22″ 55.9 cm 30″ 76.2 cm 18.5″ 47.0 cm
XL 24″ 61.0 cm 31″ 78.7 cm 20″ 50.8 cm
2XL 26″ 66.0 cm 32″ 81.3 cm 21.5″ 54.6 cm
3XL 28″ 71.1 cm 33″ 83.8 cm 22.4″ 56.8 cm
4XL 30″ 76.2 cm 34″ 86.4 cm 23.6″ 60.0 cm
5XL 32″ 81.3 cm 35″ 88.9 cm 25″ 63.5 cm

Manufacturer specification; allow a tolerance of about 1 in (2.5 cm). Chest is measured pit to pit, length from the highest point of the shoulder.


Product details

Materials & fit

Solid colours are 100% preshrunk cotton; fibre content can vary by colour. Heavyweight 5.3 oz/yd² (180 g/m²) jersey.

Classic regular unisex fit with set-in sleeves, a rib-knit collar and taped neck and shoulders.

Print placement

Artwork on the front and the back, as shown in the photos.

Care

  • Machine wash cold, inside out, on a gentle cycle with like colours.
  • Use non-chlorine bleach only when needed; tumble dry low or hang dry.
  • Do not iron the print and do not dry clean.

Delivery & returns

Ships with tracking; the delivery estimate for your country is shown on this page. If it arrives damaged or misprinted, tell us within 7 days and we reprint or refund it. First order and the size is wrong? We send the right size free, shipping included.