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"Goodbye Takes Me Twenty Minutes" Unisex Longsleeve T-shirt
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"Goodbye Takes Me Twenty Minutes" Unisex Longsleeve T-shirt
"Goodbye Takes Me Twenty Minutes" Unisex Longsleeve T-shirt
"Goodbye Takes Me Twenty Minutes" Unisex Longsleeve T-shirt
"Goodbye Takes Me Twenty Minutes" Unisex Longsleeve T-shirt
"Goodbye Takes Me Twenty Minutes" Unisex Longsleeve T-shirt
"Goodbye Takes Me Twenty Minutes" Unisex Longsleeve T-shirt
"Goodbye Takes Me Twenty Minutes" Unisex Longsleeve T-shirt
"Goodbye Takes Me Twenty Minutes" Unisex Longsleeve T-shirt

"Goodbye Takes Me Twenty Minutes" Unisex Longsleeve T-shirt

Original designs you won't find anywhere else

For anyone whose goodbye starts at the table and ends in the driveway.

From$38.95 USD

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Tall lavender and pale grey letters with thorny tips and pencil-style shading turn the long farewell into a joke you can wear.

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PLACEMENTFront + Back print

Model is 5′10″ (177 cm) and wears size S.

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Designed in Korea
Sharp, lasting print
Printed near you
Estimated delivery: Nov 20 – Dec 8 Weekends are excluded; public holidays, customs and remote-area delivery may extend these estimates.

Not fast fashion

Original artwork you won't find on marketplaces. Every design is drawn in-house.
A name-brand garment. Printed on Gildan, not an unbranded copy.
Ships from the US. Tracked delivery.
Free size exchange on your first order. Wrong size? We send the right one, free
If it arrives wrong, we fix it. Free reprint or refund for damage or misprints
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At a glance

Who it's for
Anyone who jokes about long goodbyes, like Midwestern moms and friends who linger after gatherings
Main benefit
Classic unisex long sleeve tee with hand-drawn style lavender and pale grey typography reading 'Goodbye Takes Me Twenty Minutes' on the back
Fit
Classic unisex fit with rib-knit cuffs and taped neck and shoulders.
Material
Solid colours are 100% cotton; fibre content can vary by colour. Heavyweight 6.0 oz/yd² (203 g/m²) jersey.
Care
Machine wash cold, inside out, on a gentle cycle with like colours. Use non-chlorine bleach only when needed; tumble dry low or hang dry.

“Goodbye Takes Me Twenty Minutes” — Unisex Longsleeve T-shirt

Classic unisex fit with rib-knit cuffs and taped neck and shoulders. Solid colours are 100% cotton; fibre content can vary by colour. Heavyweight 6.0 oz/yd² (203 g/m²) jersey.

Design story & product details

Nobody leaves a get-together in one move. First comes the announcement, then the hug at the door, then the story that starts on the porch, and twenty minutes are gone. The long sleeve tee spells out that slow exit in thorny, hand-shaded lettering, with goodbye in tall lavender and the real time it takes in heavy pale grey below.

The pencil outlines and sketchy hatching inside every letter make it look drawn by hand. Give it to the Midwestern mom whose goodbyes always end in the driveway.

Size chart

Unisex Long Sleeve T-Shirt · classic unisex fit, 6 oz cotton — garment laid flat, in / cm

SizeChestLengthSleeve
S18" 45.7 cm29" 73.7 cm32.5" 82.6 cm
M20" 50.8 cm30" 76.2 cm34" 86.4 cm
L22" 55.9 cm31" 78.7 cm35.5" 90.2 cm
XL24" 61 cm32" 81.3 cm37" 94 cm
2XL26" 66 cm33" 83.8 cm38.5" 97.8 cm

Manufacturer specification; allow a tolerance of about 1 in (2.5 cm). Chest is measured pit to pit, length from the highest point of the shoulder.


Product details

Materials & fit

Thick, durable cotton that layers well and keeps its shape wash after wash.

Solid colours are 100% cotton; fibre content can vary by colour. Heavyweight 6.0 oz/yd² (203 g/m²) jersey.

Classic unisex fit with rib-knit cuffs and taped neck and shoulders.

Print placement

Artwork on the front and the back, as shown in the photos.

Care

  • Machine wash cold, inside out, on a gentle cycle with like colours.
  • Use non-chlorine bleach only when needed; tumble dry low or hang dry.
  • Do not iron the print and do not dry clean.

Delivery & returns

Designed in Korea. Where it is printed depends on where it goes: the US, Europe, Canada, Australia and New Zealand are printed inside the region (about 4-10 business days, no import duty); South America, Mexico, Turkey, Armenia and Azerbaijan are printed by our partners abroad and shipped internationally (2-4 weeks, import duty paid on delivery); Korea, Japan and every other country are made in Korea and shipped from Korea with tracking (some hoodies and sweatshirts for Japan are printed in Japan). The estimate for your country is shown at checkout. If it arrives damaged or misprinted, tell us within 7 days and we reprint or refund it. First order and the size is wrong? We send the right size free, shipping included.