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“Great City Terrible Shoes” — Men's Oversized Heavyweight Crewneck T-Shirt
Classic 1990s-inspired boxy fit with a slightly oversized chest, length and sleeves. 100% USA cotton in most colours; Heather Grey and Charcoal Grey use cotton blends. Heavyweight 7.5 oz (245–255 g/m²) jersey.
Printed to order.
Design story & product details
The sneakers hang by their laces from the statue’s right hand, while its bare feet rest on cracked stone steps. That small exchange gives the scene its joke: a classical marble figure has reached the point where carrying the shoes makes more sense than wearing them.
Seen from behind, the figure bows its head beneath the folds of a toga, with a stone column rising beside it and trailing ivy winding around the shaft. Cream, black and grey carry the whole composition, bringing the marble, leaves and lettering into the same monochrome scene on the Men’s Oversized Heavyweight Crewneck T-Shirt.
Great stretches across the top, followed by the stacked City lettering, with heavy slab letters whose cracked marble texture continues the stone imagery. Dark drop-shadows give those words depth, while Terrible Shoes changes to solid cream capitals and makes the complaint direct.
A thin outlined banner near the base asks Walk Me to a Bench, with Please boxed beneath it; the polite afterthought is easy to miss among the dense lower-right lettering and leafy bottom edge. The upper letters crowd the corners, leaving the bowed figure framed by an unusually emphatic account of sore feet. Wear it for a museum visit or a city afternoon with plenty of stops.
Size chart
Max Heavyweight T-Shirt · Shaka Wear SHMHSS · men's relaxed heavyweight fit — garment laid flat, in / cm
| Size | Chest | Length |
|---|---|---|
| S | 18″ 45.7 cm | 28″ 71.1 cm |
| M | 20″ 50.8 cm | 29″ 73.7 cm |
| L | 22″ 55.9 cm | 30″ 76.2 cm |
| XL | 24″ 61 cm | 31″ 78.7 cm |
| 2XL | 26″ 66.1 cm | 32″ 81.3 cm |
| 3XL | 28″ 71.1 cm | 33″ 83.8 cm |
Manufacturer specification; allow a tolerance of about 1 in (2.5 cm). Chest is measured pit to pit, length from the highest point of the shoulder.
Product information
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Materials & fit
100% USA cotton in most colours; Heather Grey and Charcoal Grey use cotton blends. Heavyweight 7.5 oz (245–255 g/m²) jersey.
Classic 1990s-inspired boxy fit with a slightly oversized chest, length and sleeves.
Print placement
Front print, exactly as shown in the gallery.
Care
- Machine wash cold, inside out, on a gentle cycle with like colours.
- Use non-chlorine bleach only when needed; tumble dry low or hang dry.
- Do not iron the print and do not dry clean.
Production
Designed by StyleMZ in Korea and printed to order after your purchase. It is made for your address and shipped with tracking.
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