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"Great Dane Takes Up Half the Stage" Unisex Crewneck Sweatshirt

Original designs you won't find anywhere else

A merle Great Dane plants himself over a bass drum and makes it clear who owns the stage.

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The torn-paper collage style gives the dog and the cracked red drum a handmade, show-poster feel.

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PLACEMENTFront + Back print

Model is 6′1″ (185 cm) and wears size M.

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Designed in Korea
Sharp, lasting print
Printed near you
Estimated delivery: Nov 16 – Dec 2 Weekends are excluded; public holidays, customs and remote-area delivery may extend these estimates.

Not fast fashion

Original artwork you won't find on marketplaces. Every design is drawn in-house.
A name-brand garment. Printed on Gildan, not an unbranded copy.
Ships from the US. Tracked delivery.
Free size exchange on your first order. Wrong size? We send the right one, free
If it arrives wrong, we fix it. Free reprint or refund for damage or misprints
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At a glance

Who it's for
dog lovers, drummers, and musicians who appreciate humorous animal-themed apparel
Main benefit
relaxed fit crewneck sweatshirt with a handmade torn-paper collage of a merle Great Dane covering a cracked red bass drum
Fit
Classic relaxed unisex fit with ribbed collar, cuffs and waistband.
Material
Cotton-rich fleece with a soft brushed inside, about 8.4 oz/yd² (285 g/m²); the exact blend can vary by colour.
Care
Machine wash cold, inside out, on a gentle cycle with like colours. Use non-chlorine bleach only when needed; tumble dry low or hang dry.

“Great Dane Takes Up Half the Stage” — Unisex Crewneck Sweatshirt

Classic relaxed unisex fit with ribbed collar, cuffs and waistband. Cotton-rich fleece with a soft brushed inside, about 8.4 oz/yd² (285 g/m²); the exact blend can vary by colour.

Design story & product details

The empty space around the edges is part of the joke, because a merle Great Dane leaves room for almost nothing else. He stands over a bass drum and hides most of it behind his long legs, and the torn-paper lettering on this crewneck sweatshirt says it plainly: Great Dane takes up half the stage.

Give it to a drummer whose Great Dane always ends up in the garage during practice.

Size chart

Unisex Crewneck Sweatshirt · relaxed unisex fit, brushed fleece — garment laid flat, in / cm

SizeChestLength
S20" 50.8 cm28" 71.1 cm
M22" 55.8 cm29" 73.6 cm
L24" 60.9 cm30" 76.2 cm
XL26" 66.0 cm31" 78.7 cm
2XL28" 71.1 cm32" 81.2 cm
3XL30" 76.2 cm33" 83.8 cm

Manufacturer specification; allow a tolerance of about 1 in (2.5 cm). Chest is measured pit to pit, length from the highest point of the shoulder.


Product details

Materials & fit

Warm mid-weight fleece with a soft brushed inside, spun to resist pilling.

Cotton-rich fleece with a soft brushed inside, about 8.4 oz/yd² (285 g/m²); the exact blend can vary by colour.

Classic relaxed unisex fit with ribbed collar, cuffs and waistband.

Print placement

Artwork on the front and the back, as shown in the photos.

Care

  • Machine wash cold, inside out, on a gentle cycle with like colours.
  • Use non-chlorine bleach only when needed; tumble dry low or hang dry.
  • Do not iron the print and do not dry clean.

Delivery & returns

Designed in Korea. Where it is printed depends on where it goes: the US, Europe, Canada, Australia and New Zealand are printed inside the region (about 4-10 business days, no import duty); South America, Mexico, Turkey, Armenia and Azerbaijan are printed by our partners abroad and shipped internationally (2-4 weeks, import duty paid on delivery); Korea, Japan and every other country are made in Korea and shipped from Korea with tracking (some hoodies and sweatshirts for Japan are printed in Japan). The estimate for your country is shown at checkout. If it arrives damaged or misprinted, tell us within 7 days and we reprint or refund it. First order and the size is wrong? We send the right size free, shipping included.