“Home by Midnight Was a Rough Estimate” — Heavyweight Unisex Crewneck T-shirt
Classic regular unisex fit with set-in sleeves, a rib-knit collar and taped neck and shoulders. Solid colours are 100% preshrunk cotton; fibre content can vary by colour. Heavyweight 5.3 oz/yd² (180 g/m²) jersey.
Design story & product details
Three missed calls under a clock reading 2:47 AM tell the whole story. A hand with chipped black polish and heavy silver rings holds up a chrome flip phone, its lower half reflecting a wet bridge at night. Below it, spiky brush lettering reads Home by Midnight Was a Rough Estimate, a black-and-white joke for anyone whose curfew gave way to one more stop. The phone’s screen is the detail that sells this heavyweight crewneck tee.
It makes an easy birthday gift for the college friend who always says they’re leaving soon.
Size chart
Heavy Cotton T-Shirt · Gildan 5000 · classic fit — garment laid flat, in / cm
| Size | Chest | Length | Sleeve |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 18" 45.7 cm | 28" 71.1 cm | 15.6" 39.7 cm |
| M | 20" 50.8 cm | 29" 73.7 cm | 17" 43.2 cm |
| L | 22" 55.9 cm | 30" 76.2 cm | 18.5" 47.0 cm |
| XL | 24" 61.0 cm | 31" 78.7 cm | 20" 50.8 cm |
| 2XL | 26" 66.0 cm | 32" 81.3 cm | 21.5" 54.6 cm |
| 3XL | 28" 71.1 cm | 33" 83.8 cm | 22.4" 56.8 cm |
| 4XL | 30" 76.2 cm | 34" 86.4 cm | 23.6" 60.0 cm |
| 5XL | 32" 81.3 cm | 35" 88.9 cm | 25" 63.5 cm |
Manufacturer specification; allow a tolerance of about 1 in (2.5 cm). Chest is measured pit to pit, length from the highest point of the shoulder.
Product details
Materials & fit
Thick, sturdy everyday cotton, heavier than a typical fashion tee, so it drapes well and keeps its shape wash after wash.
Solid colours are 100% preshrunk cotton; fibre content can vary by colour. Heavyweight 5.3 oz/yd² (180 g/m²) jersey.
Classic regular unisex fit with set-in sleeves, a rib-knit collar and taped neck and shoulders.
Print placement
Front print, as shown in the photos.
Care
- Machine wash cold, inside out, on a gentle cycle with like colours.
- Use non-chlorine bleach only when needed; tumble dry low or hang dry.
- Do not iron the print and do not dry clean.
Delivery & returns
Ships with tracking; the delivery estimate for your country is shown on this page. If it arrives damaged or misprinted, tell us within 7 days and we reprint or refund it. First order and the size is wrong? We send the right size free, shipping included.
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