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"I Don't Sulk. I Pose." Unisex Crewneck Sweatshirt
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"I Don't Sulk. I Pose." Unisex Crewneck Sweatshirt
"I Don't Sulk. I Pose." Unisex Crewneck Sweatshirt
"I Don't Sulk. I Pose." Unisex Crewneck Sweatshirt
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"I Don’t Sulk. I Pose." Unisex Crewneck Sweatshirt

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  • A long-haired black cat glares back from a carved stone pedestal with its claws hooked over the edge, above the line I don’t sulk
  • I pose. It’s a dry joke for anyone whose cat has never once admitted to a bad mood
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PLACEMENTFront print

Model is 6′1″ (185 cm) and wears size M.

Free size exchange on your first order · How it works

Designed in Korea
Sharp, lasting print
Printed near you
Estimated delivery: Nov 9 – 25 Weekends are excluded; public holidays, customs and remote-area delivery may extend these estimates.

© StyleMZ · Original Design. Reproduction prohibited.

Not fast fashion

Original artwork you won't find on marketplaces. Every design is drawn in-house.
A name-brand garment. Printed on Gildan, not an unbranded copy.
Ships from the US. Tracked delivery.
Free size exchange on your first order. Wrong size? We send the right one, free
If it arrives wrong, we fix it. Free reprint or refund for damage or misprints
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At a glance

Who it's for
Black cat owners who like dry, deadpan cat humor on a casual sweatshirt
Main benefit
Crewneck sweatshirt with a front print of a long-haired black cat on a carved stone pedestal above cracked letters reading I don't sulk. I pose.
Fit
Classic relaxed unisex fit with ribbed collar, cuffs and waistband.
Material
Cotton-rich fleece with a soft brushed inside, about 8.4 oz/yd² (285 g/m²); the exact blend can vary by colour.
Care
Machine wash cold, inside out, on a gentle cycle with like colours. Use non-chlorine bleach only when needed; tumble dry low or hang dry.

“I Don't Sulk. I Pose.” — Unisex Crewneck Sweatshirt

Classic relaxed unisex fit with ribbed collar, cuffs and waistband. Cotton-rich fleece with a soft brushed inside, about 8.4 oz/yd² (285 g/m²); the exact blend can vary by colour.

Design story & product details

The claws give it away. One paw hooks over the edge of a carved stone pedestal with its pale tips out, while a long-haired black cat turns its amber eyes back over its shoulder at you. Below it, cracked stone letters read “I don’t sulk. I pose.”

It’s for every cat who has been called moody and turned the word down. The etched fur and baroque scrolls let this crewneck sweatshirt take the joke completely seriously. Give it to a black cat mom for her birthday.

Size chart

Unisex Crewneck Sweatshirt · relaxed unisex fit, brushed fleece — garment laid flat, in / cm

SizeChestLength
S20" 50.8 cm28" 71.1 cm
M22" 55.8 cm29" 73.6 cm
L24" 60.9 cm30" 76.2 cm
XL26" 66.0 cm31" 78.7 cm
2XL28" 71.1 cm32" 81.2 cm
3XL30" 76.2 cm33" 83.8 cm

Manufacturer specification; allow a tolerance of about 1 in (2.5 cm). Chest is measured pit to pit, length from the highest point of the shoulder.


Product details

Materials & fit

Warm mid-weight fleece with a soft brushed inside, spun to resist pilling.

Cotton-rich fleece with a soft brushed inside, about 8.4 oz/yd² (285 g/m²); the exact blend can vary by colour.

Classic relaxed unisex fit with ribbed collar, cuffs and waistband.

Print placement

Front print, as shown in the photos.

Care

  • Machine wash cold, inside out, on a gentle cycle with like colours.
  • Use non-chlorine bleach only when needed; tumble dry low or hang dry.
  • Do not iron the print and do not dry clean.

Delivery & returns

Designed in Korea and printed near you: orders to the US, Europe, Canada and Australia are printed in the region and arrive in about 4-10 business days; other countries are printed in Korea and shipped with tracking. The estimate for your country is shown at checkout. If it arrives damaged or misprinted, tell us within 7 days and we reprint or refund it. First order and the size is wrong? We send the right size free, shipping included.