“I Know Your Dog's Name, Not Yours” — Heavyweight Unisex Crewneck T-shirt
Classic regular unisex fit with set-in sleeves, a rib-knit collar and taped neck and shoulders. Solid colours are 100% preshrunk cotton; fibre content can vary by colour. Heavyweight 5.3 oz/yd² (180 g/m²) jersey.
Design story & product details
The lettering is drawn in heavy cream serifs with a speckled, worn fill, thick black outlines and drop shadows. The lines climb up to the right and finish in long swashes, like an old diner sign. It says what every dog park regular quietly admits: I know your dog’s name, not yours.
The joke works because of the grinning Shiba mid-leap, pulling its owner along by a lime-green leash, the only color on this heavyweight tee. Give it to the dog mom who greets every pup by name.
Size chart
Heavy Cotton T-Shirt · Gildan 5000 · classic fit — garment laid flat, in / cm
| Size | Chest | Length | Sleeve |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 18" 45.7 cm | 28" 71.1 cm | 15.6" 39.7 cm |
| M | 20" 50.8 cm | 29" 73.7 cm | 17" 43.2 cm |
| L | 22" 55.9 cm | 30" 76.2 cm | 18.5" 47.0 cm |
| XL | 24" 61.0 cm | 31" 78.7 cm | 20" 50.8 cm |
| 2XL | 26" 66.0 cm | 32" 81.3 cm | 21.5" 54.6 cm |
| 3XL | 28" 71.1 cm | 33" 83.8 cm | 22.4" 56.8 cm |
| 4XL | 30" 76.2 cm | 34" 86.4 cm | 23.6" 60.0 cm |
| 5XL | 32" 81.3 cm | 35" 88.9 cm | 25" 63.5 cm |
Manufacturer specification; allow a tolerance of about 1 in (2.5 cm). Chest is measured pit to pit, length from the highest point of the shoulder.
Product details
Materials & fit
Thick, sturdy everyday cotton, heavier than a typical fashion tee, so it drapes well and keeps its shape wash after wash.
Solid colours are 100% preshrunk cotton; fibre content can vary by colour. Heavyweight 5.3 oz/yd² (180 g/m²) jersey.
Classic regular unisex fit with set-in sleeves, a rib-knit collar and taped neck and shoulders.
Print placement
Artwork on the front and the back, as shown in the photos.
Care
- Machine wash cold, inside out, on a gentle cycle with like colours.
- Use non-chlorine bleach only when needed; tumble dry low or hang dry.
- Do not iron the print and do not dry clean.
Delivery & returns
Ships with tracking; the delivery estimate for your country is shown on this page. If it arrives damaged or misprinted, tell us within 7 days and we reprint or refund it. First order and the size is wrong? We send the right size free, shipping included.
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