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"Twelve Parks Deep and Not One Moose" Heavyweight Unisex Crewneck T-shirt
"Twelve Parks Deep and Not One Moose" Heavyweight Unisex Crewneck T-shirt
"Twelve Parks Deep and Not One Moose" Heavyweight Unisex Crewneck T-shirt
"Twelve Parks Deep and Not One Moose" Heavyweight Unisex Crewneck T-shirt
"Twelve Parks Deep and Not One Moose" Heavyweight Unisex Crewneck T-shirt
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"Twelve Parks Deep and Not One Moose" Heavyweight Unisex Crewneck T-shirt

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  • Twelve parks in and the moose never showed, except on this vintage neon sign
  • The engraved moose and starred arrow make the punchline feel like a roadside souvenir from a trip that came up empty
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PLACEMENTFront print

Model is 5′9″ (175 cm) and wears size S.

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Original artwork
Sharp, lasting print
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Estimated delivery: Oct 30 – Nov 10 Weekends are excluded; public holidays, customs and remote-area delivery may extend these estimates.

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Original artwork you won't find on marketplaces. Every design is drawn in-house.
A name-brand garment. Printed on Gildan, not an unbranded copy.
Ships from the US. Tracked delivery.
Free size exchange on your first order. Wrong size? We send the right one, free
If it arrives wrong, we fix it. Free reprint or refund for damage or misprints
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At a glance

Fit
Classic regular unisex fit with set-in sleeves, a rib-knit collar and taped neck and shoulders.
Material
Solid colours are 100% preshrunk cotton; fibre content can vary by colour. Heavyweight 5.3 oz/yd² (180 g/m²) jersey.
Care
Machine wash cold, inside out, on a gentle cycle with like colours. Use non-chlorine bleach only when needed; tumble dry low or hang dry.

“Twelve Parks Deep and Not One Moose” — Heavyweight Unisex Crewneck T-shirt

Classic regular unisex fit with set-in sleeves, a rib-knit collar and taped neck and shoulders. Solid colours are 100% preshrunk cotton; fibre content can vary by colour. Heavyweight 5.3 oz/yd² (180 g/m²) jersey.

Design story & product details

Twelve parks, hours spent scanning the willows, and still not one moose to show for it. The joke lives on an old roadside neon sign: a huge engraved moose strides right behind the glowing words, with its antlers half traced in white tube, as if it had been there the whole time. On this heavyweight crewneck tee, the starred arrow under its hooves points on to the next park, still hopeful.

It suits the national park passport collector who is still waiting for that first moose sighting.

Size chart

Heavy Cotton T-Shirt · Gildan 5000 · classic fit — garment laid flat, in / cm

SizeChestLengthSleeve
S18" 45.7 cm28" 71.1 cm15.6" 39.7 cm
M20" 50.8 cm29" 73.7 cm17" 43.2 cm
L22" 55.9 cm30" 76.2 cm18.5" 47.0 cm
XL24" 61.0 cm31" 78.7 cm20" 50.8 cm
2XL26" 66.0 cm32" 81.3 cm21.5" 54.6 cm
3XL28" 71.1 cm33" 83.8 cm22.4" 56.8 cm
4XL30" 76.2 cm34" 86.4 cm23.6" 60.0 cm
5XL32" 81.3 cm35" 88.9 cm25" 63.5 cm

Manufacturer specification; allow a tolerance of about 1 in (2.5 cm). Chest is measured pit to pit, length from the highest point of the shoulder.


Product details

Materials & fit

Thick, sturdy everyday cotton, heavier than a typical fashion tee, so it drapes well and keeps its shape wash after wash.

Solid colours are 100% preshrunk cotton; fibre content can vary by colour. Heavyweight 5.3 oz/yd² (180 g/m²) jersey.

Classic regular unisex fit with set-in sleeves, a rib-knit collar and taped neck and shoulders.

Print placement

Front print, as shown in the photos.

Care

  • Machine wash cold, inside out, on a gentle cycle with like colours.
  • Use non-chlorine bleach only when needed; tumble dry low or hang dry.
  • Do not iron the print and do not dry clean.

Delivery & returns

Ships with tracking; the delivery estimate for your country is shown on this page. If it arrives damaged or misprinted, tell us within 7 days and we reprint or refund it. First order and the size is wrong? We send the right size free, shipping included.