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"I’m Late In Every Century" Heavyweight Unisex Crewneck T-shirt

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  • Even a flying saucer can’t get this guy out of his sleeping bag on time
  • The grainy red and navy print feels like a vintage sci-fi paperback, and the slogan says what every chronic latecomer already knows
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PLACEMENTFront + Back print

Model is 6′2″ (187 cm) and wears size M.

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Original artwork
Sharp, lasting print
Tracked delivery
Estimated delivery: Oct 30 – Nov 10 Weekends are excluded; public holidays, customs and remote-area delivery may extend these estimates.

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Not fast fashion

Original artwork you won't find on marketplaces. Every design is drawn in-house.
A name-brand garment. Printed on Gildan, not an unbranded copy.
Ships from the US. Tracked delivery.
Free size exchange on your first order. Wrong size? We send the right one, free
If it arrives wrong, we fix it. Free reprint or refund for damage or misprints
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At a glance

Who it's for
Chronic latecomers and fans of retro sci-fi humor, like the friend who is always last to the campsite
Main benefit
Heavyweight cotton crewneck tee printed with a flying saucer beaming up a sleeper in a red sleeping bag beside slanted retro slogan text
Fit
Classic regular unisex fit with set-in sleeves, a rib-knit collar and taped neck and shoulders.
Material
Solid colours are 100% preshrunk cotton; fibre content can vary by colour. Heavyweight 5.3 oz/yd² (180 g/m²) jersey.
Care
Machine wash cold, inside out, on a gentle cycle with like colours. Use non-chlorine bleach only when needed; tumble dry low or hang dry.

“I'm Late In Every Century” — Heavyweight Unisex Crewneck T-shirt

Classic regular unisex fit with set-in sleeves, a rib-knit collar and taped neck and shoulders. Solid colours are 100% preshrunk cotton; fibre content can vary by colour. Heavyweight 5.3 oz/yd² (180 g/m²) jersey.

Design story & product details

The words I’m Late In Every Century are drawn in heavy, slanted capitals that climb to the right like an old sci-fi poster, with red-orange fading into navy speckle over a hard shadow. Beside them on this heavyweight tee, a flying saucer beams up a curly-haired sleeper who is still zipped into a puffy red sleeping bag, one arm thrown over his eyes.

The joke lands fast: even an alien abduction won’t get him up on time. It suits the friend who is always last to the campsite.

Size chart

Heavy Cotton T-Shirt · Gildan 5000 · classic fit — garment laid flat, in / cm

SizeChestLengthSleeve
S18" 45.7 cm28" 71.1 cm15.6" 39.7 cm
M20" 50.8 cm29" 73.7 cm17" 43.2 cm
L22" 55.9 cm30" 76.2 cm18.5" 47.0 cm
XL24" 61.0 cm31" 78.7 cm20" 50.8 cm
2XL26" 66.0 cm32" 81.3 cm21.5" 54.6 cm
3XL28" 71.1 cm33" 83.8 cm22.4" 56.8 cm
4XL30" 76.2 cm34" 86.4 cm23.6" 60.0 cm
5XL32" 81.3 cm35" 88.9 cm25" 63.5 cm

Manufacturer specification; allow a tolerance of about 1 in (2.5 cm). Chest is measured pit to pit, length from the highest point of the shoulder.


Product details

Materials & fit

Thick, sturdy everyday cotton, heavier than a typical fashion tee, so it drapes well and keeps its shape wash after wash.

Solid colours are 100% preshrunk cotton; fibre content can vary by colour. Heavyweight 5.3 oz/yd² (180 g/m²) jersey.

Classic regular unisex fit with set-in sleeves, a rib-knit collar and taped neck and shoulders.

Print placement

Artwork on the front and the back, as shown in the photos.

Care

  • Machine wash cold, inside out, on a gentle cycle with like colours.
  • Use non-chlorine bleach only when needed; tumble dry low or hang dry.
  • Do not iron the print and do not dry clean.

Delivery & returns

Ships with tracking; the delivery estimate for your country is shown on this page. If it arrives damaged or misprinted, tell us within 7 days and we reprint or refund it. First order and the size is wrong? We send the right size free, shipping included.