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"It's Not Loud, You're Just Close" Unisex Oversized Heavyweight Crewneck T-Shirt
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"It's Not Loud, You're Just Close" Unisex Oversized Heavyweight Crewneck T-Shirt
"It's Not Loud, You're Just Close" Unisex Oversized Heavyweight Crewneck T-Shirt
"It's Not Loud, You're Just Close" Unisex Oversized Heavyweight Crewneck T-Shirt
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"It’s Not Loud, You’re Just Close" Unisex Oversized Heavyweight Crewneck T-Shirt

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  • A comeback for every complaint about your exhaust, set in lime-green blackletter over two gleaming chrome tips
  • Wear it to the next meet and let the welds and reflections make your case
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PLACEMENTFront print

Model is 5′10″ (177 cm) and wears size S.

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Original artwork
Sharp, lasting print
Tracked delivery
Estimated delivery: Oct 30 – Nov 10 Weekends are excluded; public holidays, customs and remote-area delivery may extend these estimates.

© StyleMZ · Original Design. Reproduction prohibited.

Not fast fashion

Original artwork you won't find on marketplaces. Every design is drawn in-house.
A name-brand garment. Printed on Shaka Wear, not an unbranded copy.
Ships from the US. Tracked delivery.
Free size exchange on your first order. Wrong size? We send the right one, free
If it arrives wrong, we fix it. Free reprint or refund for damage or misprints
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At a glance

Who it's for
Car enthusiasts with loud exhaust setups who go to cars and coffee meets
Main benefit
Heavyweight crewneck tee printed on the front with lime-green blackletter text above two halftone chrome exhaust tips
Fit
Classic 1990s-inspired boxy fit with a slightly oversized chest, length and sleeves.
Material
100% USA cotton in most colours; Heather Grey and Charcoal Grey use cotton blends. Heavyweight 7.5 oz (245–255 g/m²) jersey.
Care
Machine wash cold, inside out, on a gentle cycle with like colours. Use non-chlorine bleach only when needed; tumble dry low or hang dry.

“It's Not Loud, You're Just Close” — Unisex Oversized Heavyweight Crewneck T-Shirt

Classic 1990s-inspired boxy fit with a slightly oversized chest, length and sleeves. 100% USA cotton in most colours; Heather Grey and Charcoal Grey use cotton blends. Heavyweight 7.5 oz (245–255 g/m²) jersey.

Design story & product details

The lettering is lime-green blackletter with curling swash capitals and black speckled wear. It steps down toward a pair of polished chrome exhaust tips and says It’s Not Loud. You’re Just Close. Anyone who has defended a straight-pipe setup to an annoyed neighbor will know that line.

The halftone chrome makes the heavyweight tee worth buying, from the beaded welds to the blurry figure reflected in the smaller tip. It suits the car guy who shows up early to every cars and coffee meet.

Size chart

Max Heavyweight T-Shirt · Shaka Wear SHMHSS · men's relaxed heavyweight fit — garment laid flat, in / cm

SizeChestLength
S18" 45.7 cm28" 71.1 cm
M20" 50.8 cm29" 73.7 cm
L22" 55.9 cm30" 76.2 cm
XL24" 61 cm31" 78.7 cm
2XL26" 66.1 cm32" 81.3 cm
3XL28" 71.1 cm33" 83.8 cm

Manufacturer specification; allow a tolerance of about 1 in (2.5 cm). Chest is measured pit to pit, length from the highest point of the shoulder.

Women: this is a men’s cut. Size down 1 size from your usual women’s size.


Product details

Materials & fit

Extra-thick premium cotton with a structured streetwear drape, noticeably heavier than a standard tee.

100% USA cotton in most colours; Heather Grey and Charcoal Grey use cotton blends. Heavyweight 7.5 oz (245–255 g/m²) jersey.

Classic 1990s-inspired boxy fit with a slightly oversized chest, length and sleeves.

Print placement

Front print, as shown in the photos.

Care

  • Machine wash cold, inside out, on a gentle cycle with like colours.
  • Use non-chlorine bleach only when needed; tumble dry low or hang dry.
  • Do not iron the print and do not dry clean.

Delivery & returns

Ships with tracking; the delivery estimate for your country is shown on this page. If it arrives damaged or misprinted, tell us within 7 days and we reprint or refund it. First order and the size is wrong? We send the right size free, shipping included.