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"My Balcony Is Technically a Fire Escape" Heavyweight Unisex Crewneck T-shirt
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"My Balcony Is Technically a Fire Escape" Heavyweight Unisex Crewneck T-shirt
"My Balcony Is Technically a Fire Escape" Heavyweight Unisex Crewneck T-shirt
"My Balcony Is Technically a Fire Escape" Heavyweight Unisex Crewneck T-shirt
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"My Balcony Is Technically a Fire Escape" Heavyweight Unisex Crewneck T-shirt

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  • Every apartment dweller knows the trick: put a chair out the window and call it a terrace
  • Here the rusty iron gets red geraniums, a good book and a gold Art Nouveau arch, and tall maroon letters spell out the joke
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PLACEMENTFront print

Model is 5′9″ (176 cm) and wears size S.

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Original artwork
Sharp, lasting print
Tracked delivery
Estimated delivery: Nov 2 – 11 Weekends are excluded; public holidays, customs and remote-area delivery may extend these estimates.

© StyleMZ · Original Design. Reproduction prohibited.

Not fast fashion

Original artwork you won't find on marketplaces. Every design is drawn in-house.
A name-brand garment. Printed on Gildan, not an unbranded copy.
Ships from the US. Tracked delivery.
Free size exchange on your first order. Wrong size? We send the right one, free
If it arrives wrong, we fix it. Free reprint or refund for damage or misprints
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At a glance

Who it's for
City apartment renters who read outside on summer nights and like wry, illustrated slogan tees
Main benefit
Heavyweight crewneck tee with a front print of a fire escape turned terrace, with a striped deck chair, red geraniums and a gold Art Nouveau arch
Fit
Classic regular unisex fit with set-in sleeves, a rib-knit collar and taped neck and shoulders.
Material
Solid colours are 100% preshrunk cotton; fibre content can vary by colour. Heavyweight 5.3 oz/yd² (180 g/m²) jersey.
Care
Machine wash cold, inside out, on a gentle cycle with like colours. Use non-chlorine bleach only when needed; tumble dry low or hang dry.

“My Balcony Is Technically a Fire Escape” — Heavyweight Unisex Crewneck T-shirt

Classic regular unisex fit with set-in sleeves, a rib-knit collar and taped neck and shoulders. Solid colours are 100% preshrunk cotton; fibre content can vary by colour. Heavyweight 5.3 oz/yd² (180 g/m²) jersey.

Design story & product details

Maroon and gold glow against blue-black iron in this tee’s art. A fire escape seen from below has quietly become somebody’s private terrace. A striped deck chair, an open book and one bare foot poking through the railing tell the story, and the banner admits it: My Balcony Is Technically a Fire Escape. The best detail is the warm evening light coming up through the slatted floor.

It suits the city renter who reads outside on summer nights, whatever the lease says.

Size chart

Heavy Cotton T-Shirt · Gildan 5000 · classic fit — garment laid flat, in / cm

SizeChestLengthSleeve
S18" 45.7 cm28" 71.1 cm15.6" 39.7 cm
M20" 50.8 cm29" 73.7 cm17" 43.2 cm
L22" 55.9 cm30" 76.2 cm18.5" 47.0 cm
XL24" 61.0 cm31" 78.7 cm20" 50.8 cm
2XL26" 66.0 cm32" 81.3 cm21.5" 54.6 cm
3XL28" 71.1 cm33" 83.8 cm22.4" 56.8 cm
4XL30" 76.2 cm34" 86.4 cm23.6" 60.0 cm
5XL32" 81.3 cm35" 88.9 cm25" 63.5 cm

Manufacturer specification; allow a tolerance of about 1 in (2.5 cm). Chest is measured pit to pit, length from the highest point of the shoulder.


Product details

Materials & fit

Thick, sturdy everyday cotton, heavier than a typical fashion tee, so it drapes well and keeps its shape wash after wash.

Solid colours are 100% preshrunk cotton; fibre content can vary by colour. Heavyweight 5.3 oz/yd² (180 g/m²) jersey.

Classic regular unisex fit with set-in sleeves, a rib-knit collar and taped neck and shoulders.

Print placement

Front print, as shown in the photos.

Care

  • Machine wash cold, inside out, on a gentle cycle with like colours.
  • Use non-chlorine bleach only when needed; tumble dry low or hang dry.
  • Do not iron the print and do not dry clean.

Delivery & returns

Ships with tracking; the delivery estimate for your country is shown on this page. If it arrives damaged or misprinted, tell us within 7 days and we reprint or refund it. First order and the size is wrong? We send the right size free, shipping included.