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"My Dog Picks the Route" Unisex Longsleeve T-shirt
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"My Dog Picks the Route" Unisex Longsleeve T-shirt
"My Dog Picks the Route" Unisex Longsleeve T-shirt
"My Dog Picks the Route" Unisex Longsleeve T-shirt
"My Dog Picks the Route" Unisex Longsleeve T-shirt
"My Dog Picks the Route" Unisex Longsleeve T-shirt
"My Dog Picks the Route" Unisex Longsleeve T-shirt

"My Dog Picks the Route" Unisex Longsleeve T-shirt

Original designs you won't find anywhere else

A grinning bulldog in goggles rides in a vintage sidecar and is clearly in charge of the trip.

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The man on the motorcycle is just along for the ride, and the lettering says so. Anyone whose dog gets a vote on weekend plans will get the joke.

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PLACEMENTFront + Back print

Model is 6′1″ (185 cm) and wears size M.

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Designed in Korea
Sharp, lasting print
Printed near you
Estimated delivery: Nov 23 – Dec 9 Weekends are excluded; public holidays, customs and remote-area delivery may extend these estimates.

Not fast fashion

Original artwork you won't find on marketplaces. Every design is drawn in-house.
Ships from the US. Tracked delivery.
Free size exchange on your first order. Wrong size? We send the right one, free
If it arrives wrong, we fix it. Free reprint or refund for damage or misprints
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At a glance

Who it's for
Biker dog dads and motorcycle riders whose bulldog rides along in the sidecar
Main benefit
Long sleeve tee with a crosshatched print of a grinning bulldog in goggles riding in a maroon vintage sidecar, printed front and back
Fit
Classic unisex fit with rib-knit cuffs and taped neck and shoulders.
Material
Solid colours are 100% cotton; fibre content can vary by colour. Heavyweight 6.0 oz/yd² (203 g/m²) jersey.
Care
Machine wash cold, inside out, on a gentle cycle with like colours. Use non-chlorine bleach only when needed; tumble dry low or hang dry.

“My Dog Picks the Route” — Unisex Longsleeve T-shirt

Classic unisex fit with rib-knit cuffs and taped neck and shoulders. Solid colours are 100% cotton; fibre content can vary by colour. Heavyweight 6.0 oz/yd² (203 g/m²) jersey.

Design story & product details

All that crosshatching holds up in print, so the bulldog’s goggles, the maroon sidecar and the chrome bullet nose keep their scratchy, hand-worked texture on this long sleeve tee. The joke is in the cream-to-orange script: My Dog Picks the Route, then His Idea in huge, heavy letters, then a small I Just Ride Here.

The best part is the dog’s open-mouthed grin as his scarf flies back while the rider just steers. It suits a biker dog dad whose bulldog already gets the best seat.

Size chart

Unisex Long Sleeve T-Shirt · classic unisex fit, 6 oz cotton — garment laid flat, in / cm

SizeChestLengthSleeve
S18" 45.7 cm29" 73.7 cm32.5" 82.6 cm
M20" 50.8 cm30" 76.2 cm34" 86.4 cm
L22" 55.9 cm31" 78.7 cm35.5" 90.2 cm
XL24" 61 cm32" 81.3 cm37" 94 cm
2XL26" 66 cm33" 83.8 cm38.5" 97.8 cm

Manufacturer specification; allow a tolerance of about 1 in (2.5 cm). Chest is measured pit to pit, length from the highest point of the shoulder.


Product details

Materials & fit

Thick, durable cotton that layers well and keeps its shape wash after wash.

Solid colours are 100% cotton; fibre content can vary by colour. Heavyweight 6.0 oz/yd² (203 g/m²) jersey.

Classic unisex fit with rib-knit cuffs and taped neck and shoulders.

Print placement

Artwork on the front and the back, as shown in the photos.

Care

  • Machine wash cold, inside out, on a gentle cycle with like colours.
  • Use non-chlorine bleach only when needed; tumble dry low or hang dry.
  • Do not iron the print and do not dry clean.

Delivery & returns

Designed in Korea. Where it is printed depends on where it goes: the US, Europe, Canada, Australia and New Zealand are printed inside the region (about 4-10 business days, no import duty); South America, Mexico, Turkey, Armenia and Azerbaijan are printed by our partners abroad and shipped internationally (2-4 weeks, import duty paid on delivery); Korea, Japan and every other country are made in Korea and shipped from Korea with tracking (some hoodies and sweatshirts for Japan are printed in Japan). The estimate for your country is shown at checkout. If it arrives damaged or misprinted, tell us within 7 days and we reprint or refund it. First order and the size is wrong? We send the right size free, shipping included.