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"My Hair Knows the Riff" Men's Oversized Heavyweight Crewneck T-Shirt
"My Hair Knows the Riff" Men's Oversized Heavyweight Crewneck T-Shirt
"My Hair Knows the Riff" Men's Oversized Heavyweight Crewneck T-Shirt
"My Hair Knows the Riff" Men's Oversized Heavyweight Crewneck T-Shirt
"My Hair Knows the Riff" Men's Oversized Heavyweight Crewneck T-Shirt
"My Hair Knows the Riff" Men's Oversized Heavyweight Crewneck T-Shirt
"My Hair Knows the Riff" Men's Oversized Heavyweight Crewneck T-Shirt
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"My Hair Knows the Riff" Men’s Oversized Heavyweight Crewneck T-Shirt

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  • A long-haired headbanger whips his hair through black, white and cobalt strands while jagged blackletter says his hair knows the riff
  • It’s a fond joke for anyone whose neck moves before the first chorus hits
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PLACEMENTFront + Back print

Model is 6′2″ (187 cm) and wears size M.

Free size exchange on your first order · How it works

Original artwork
Sharp, lasting print
Tracked delivery
Estimated delivery: Oct 26 – Nov 4 Weekends are excluded; public holidays, customs and remote-area delivery may extend these estimates.

© StyleMZ · Original Design. Reproduction prohibited.

Not fast fashion

Original artwork you won't find on marketplaces. Every design is drawn in-house.
A name-brand garment. Printed on Shaka Wear, not an unbranded copy.
Ships from the US. Tracked delivery.
Free size exchange on your first order. Wrong size? We send the right one, free
If it arrives wrong, we fix it. Free reprint or refund for damage or misprints
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At a glance

Who it's for
Metal and rock fans who enjoy humorous, bold graphics and oversized streetwear
Main benefit
Oversized heavyweight t-shirt with a large back graphic of a headbanger and jagged blackletter text for a playful, rebellious vibe
Texture / fit
Classic 1990s-inspired boxy fit with a slightly oversized chest, length and sleeves.
Size
S / M / L / XL / 2XL / 3XL
Material / key ingredients
100% USA cotton in most colours; Heather Grey and Charcoal Grey use cotton blends. Heavyweight 7.5 oz (245–255 g/m²) jersey.
How to use
Machine wash cold, inside out, on a gentle cycle with like colours. Use non-chlorine bleach only when needed; tumble dry low or hang dry.

“My Hair Knows the Riff” — Men's Oversized Heavyweight Crewneck T-Shirt

Classic 1990s-inspired boxy fit with a slightly oversized chest, length and sleeves. 100% USA cotton in most colours; Heather Grey and Charcoal Grey use cotton blends. Heavyweight 7.5 oz (245–255 g/m²) jersey.

Design story & product details

Seen from behind and below, a headbanger whips a huge mane of black, white and cobalt hair toward the sky. Jagged cream blackletter reading My Hair Knows the Riff delivers the joke: the head moves before the brain catches up. On this oversized heavyweight tee, the studded cuff and wallet chain mark him as a real metal fan, and the dagger tails on the R and F’s are the detail worth owning.

It suits the guy who still headbangs in the front row at every metal show.

Size chart

Max Heavyweight T-Shirt · Shaka Wear SHMHSS · men's relaxed heavyweight fit — garment laid flat, in / cm

Size Chest Length
S 18″ 45.7 cm 28″ 71.1 cm
M 20″ 50.8 cm 29″ 73.7 cm
L 22″ 55.9 cm 30″ 76.2 cm
XL 24″ 61 cm 31″ 78.7 cm
2XL 26″ 66.1 cm 32″ 81.3 cm
3XL 28″ 71.1 cm 33″ 83.8 cm

Manufacturer specification; allow a tolerance of about 1 in (2.5 cm). Chest is measured pit to pit, length from the highest point of the shoulder.


Product details

Materials & fit

100% USA cotton in most colours; Heather Grey and Charcoal Grey use cotton blends. Heavyweight 7.5 oz (245–255 g/m²) jersey.

Classic 1990s-inspired boxy fit with a slightly oversized chest, length and sleeves.

Print placement

Artwork on the front and the back, as shown in the photos.

Care

  • Machine wash cold, inside out, on a gentle cycle with like colours.
  • Use non-chlorine bleach only when needed; tumble dry low or hang dry.
  • Do not iron the print and do not dry clean.

Delivery & returns

Ships with tracking; the delivery estimate for your country is shown on this page. If it arrives damaged or misprinted, tell us within 7 days and we reprint or refund it. First order and the size is wrong? We send the right size free, shipping included.