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"Never Scored a Goal" Unisex Oversized Heavyweight Crewneck T-Shirt
"Never Scored a Goal" Unisex Oversized Heavyweight Crewneck T-Shirt
"Never Scored a Goal" Unisex Oversized Heavyweight Crewneck T-Shirt
"Never Scored a Goal" Unisex Oversized Heavyweight Crewneck T-Shirt
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"Never Scored a Goal" Unisex Oversized Heavyweight Crewneck T-Shirt

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  • A goalkeeper at full stretch tips the ball onto the bar, with a deadpan line about never scoring and ruining hundreds instead
  • Muddy boots and rough brushed letters give the joke some grit
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PLACEMENTFront print

Model is 5′11″ (180 cm) and wears size M.

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Designed in Korea
Sharp, lasting print
Printed near you
Estimated delivery: Nov 9 – 25 Weekends are excluded; public holidays, customs and remote-area delivery may extend these estimates.

© StyleMZ · Original Design. Reproduction prohibited.

Not fast fashion

Original artwork you won't find on marketplaces. Every design is drawn in-house.
A name-brand garment. Printed on Shaka Wear, not an unbranded copy.
Ships from the US. Tracked delivery.
Free size exchange on your first order. Wrong size? We send the right one, free
If it arrives wrong, we fix it. Free reprint or refund for damage or misprints
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At a glance

Fit
Boxy oversized fit with dropped shoulders and a wide chest; sizes M to XL.
Material
100% cotton heavyweight jersey, 9.1 oz/yd² (310 g/m²).
Care
Machine wash cold, inside out, on a gentle cycle with like colours. Use non-chlorine bleach only when needed; tumble dry low or hang dry.

“Never Scored a Goal” — Unisex Oversized Heavyweight Crewneck T-Shirt

Boxy oversized fit with dropped shoulders and a wide chest; sizes M to XL. 100% cotton heavyweight jersey, 9.1 oz/yd² (310 g/m²).

Design story & product details

The tiny lettering on the crossbar says it quietly: never scored a goal. Then a goalkeeper in a navy number 1 kit stretches one orange glove up and flicks the ball off the bar, and the giant brushed words underneath finish the brag: ruined hundreds.

I would buy this oversized heavyweight tee for the mud flecked off his studded boots alone, because it makes the save feel earned. It suits the keeper on your Sunday rec league team.

Size chart

Oversized Heavyweight T-Shirt · men's oversized fit, 9.1 oz heavyweight cotton — garment laid flat, in / cm

SizeChestLength
M22.4" 57.0 cm28.3" 72.0 cm
L23.6" 60.0 cm29.9" 76.0 cm
XL24.8" 63.0 cm31.5" 80.0 cm

Manufacturer specification; allow a tolerance of about 1 in (2.5 cm). Chest is measured pit to pit, length from the highest point of the shoulder.

Women: this is a men’s cut. Size down 1 size from your usual women’s size.


Product details

Materials & fit

Extra-thick premium cotton with a structured streetwear drape, noticeably heavier than a standard tee.

100% cotton heavyweight jersey, 9.1 oz/yd² (310 g/m²).

Boxy oversized fit with dropped shoulders and a wide chest; sizes M to XL.

Print placement

Front print, as shown in the photos.

Care

  • Machine wash cold, inside out, on a gentle cycle with like colours.
  • Use non-chlorine bleach only when needed; tumble dry low or hang dry.
  • Do not iron the print and do not dry clean.

Delivery & returns

Designed in Korea and printed near you: orders to the US, Europe, Canada and Australia are printed in the region and arrive in about 4-10 business days; other countries are printed in Korea and shipped with tracking. The estimate for your country is shown at checkout. If it arrives damaged or misprinted, tell us within 7 days and we reprint or refund it. First order and the size is wrong? We send the right size free, shipping included.