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"Nine Hours To Lie Down" Unisex Oversized Heavyweight Crewneck T-Shirt
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"Nine Hours To Lie Down" Unisex Oversized Heavyweight Crewneck T-Shirt
"Nine Hours To Lie Down" Unisex Oversized Heavyweight Crewneck T-Shirt
"Nine Hours To Lie Down" Unisex Oversized Heavyweight Crewneck T-Shirt
"Nine Hours To Lie Down" Unisex Oversized Heavyweight Crewneck T-Shirt
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"Nine Hours To Lie Down" Unisex Oversized Heavyweight Crewneck T-Shirt

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  • Nine hours behind the wheel earns a mountain view and an immediate nap
  • The orange key fob dangling from the hiker’s hand is the detail that makes the joke land: he barely made it out of the car before calling it a day
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PLACEMENTFront print

Model is 5′9″ (175 cm) and wears size M.

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Designed in Korea
Sharp, lasting print
Printed near you
Estimated delivery: Nov 9 – 25 Weekends are excluded; public holidays, customs and remote-area delivery may extend these estimates.

© StyleMZ · Original Design. Reproduction prohibited.

Not fast fashion

Original artwork you won't find on marketplaces. Every design is drawn in-house.
A name-brand garment. Printed on Shaka Wear, not an unbranded copy.
Ships from the US. Tracked delivery.
Free size exchange on your first order. Wrong size? We send the right one, free
If it arrives wrong, we fix it. Free reprint or refund for damage or misprints
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At a glance

Who it's for
Camping dads and road-trip hikers who like dry, self-deprecating outdoor humor
Main benefit
Heavyweight oversized tee with a front print of a hiker sprawled on mountain rocks, an orange key fob still hanging from his hand
Fit
Boxy oversized fit with dropped shoulders and a wide chest; sizes M to XL.
Material
100% cotton heavyweight jersey, 9.1 oz/yd² (310 g/m²).
Care
Machine wash cold, inside out, on a gentle cycle with like colours. Use non-chlorine bleach only when needed; tumble dry low or hang dry.

“Nine Hours To Lie Down” — Unisex Oversized Heavyweight Crewneck T-Shirt

Boxy oversized fit with dropped shoulders and a wide chest; sizes M to XL. 100% cotton heavyweight jersey, 9.1 oz/yd² (310 g/m²).

Design story & product details

Tall cream letters with blue halftone shading deliver the punch line: I drove nine hours to lie down. On this unisex oversized heavyweight crewneck T-shirt, a winding mountain road leads toward a hiker sprawled across the rocks, boots facing out. The key with its orange fob still hanging from his hand makes the long-drive exhaustion feel familiar.

The mountains promise adventure; he has settled for a nap. It suits a camping dad who needs a rest after the drive.

Size chart

Oversized Heavyweight T-Shirt · men's oversized fit, 9.1 oz heavyweight cotton — garment laid flat, in / cm

SizeChestLength
M22.4" 57.0 cm28.3" 72.0 cm
L23.6" 60.0 cm29.9" 76.0 cm
XL24.8" 63.0 cm31.5" 80.0 cm

Manufacturer specification; allow a tolerance of about 1 in (2.5 cm). Chest is measured pit to pit, length from the highest point of the shoulder.

Women: this is a men’s cut. Size down 1 size from your usual women’s size.


Product details

Materials & fit

Extra-thick premium cotton with a structured streetwear drape, noticeably heavier than a standard tee.

100% cotton heavyweight jersey, 9.1 oz/yd² (310 g/m²).

Boxy oversized fit with dropped shoulders and a wide chest; sizes M to XL.

Print placement

Front print, as shown in the photos.

Care

  • Machine wash cold, inside out, on a gentle cycle with like colours.
  • Use non-chlorine bleach only when needed; tumble dry low or hang dry.
  • Do not iron the print and do not dry clean.

Delivery & returns

Designed in Korea and printed near you: orders to the US, Europe, Canada and Australia are printed in the region and arrive in about 4-10 business days; other countries are printed in Korea and shipped with tracking. The estimate for your country is shown at checkout. If it arrives damaged or misprinted, tell us within 7 days and we reprint or refund it. First order and the size is wrong? We send the right size free, shipping included.