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"No Need to Curtsy" Men’s Oversized Heavyweight Crewneck T-Shirt

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  • A black swan steps out of the water with its wings thrown wide and drops still falling from the feathers
  • The line underneath tells everyone to skip the bowing, which is just the right amount of attitude for a birthday
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PLACEMENTFront print

Model is 6′3″ (190 cm) and wears size M.

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Original artwork
Sharp, lasting print
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Estimated delivery: Oct 26 – Nov 4 Weekends are excluded; public holidays, customs and remote-area delivery may extend these estimates.

© StyleMZ · Original Design. Reproduction prohibited.

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Original artwork you won't find on marketplaces. Every design is drawn in-house.
A name-brand garment. Printed on Shaka Wear, not an unbranded copy.
Ships from the US. Tracked delivery.
Free size exchange on your first order. Wrong size? We send the right one, free
If it arrives wrong, we fix it. Free reprint or refund for damage or misprints
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At a glance

Texture / fit
Classic 1990s-inspired boxy fit with a slightly oversized chest, length and sleeves.
Size
S / M / L / XL / 2XL / 3XL
Material / key ingredients
100% USA cotton in most colours; Heather Grey and Charcoal Grey use cotton blends. Heavyweight 7.5 oz (245–255 g/m²) jersey.
How to use
Machine wash cold, inside out, on a gentle cycle with like colours. Use non-chlorine bleach only when needed; tumble dry low or hang dry.

“No Need to Curtsy” — Men's Oversized Heavyweight Crewneck T-Shirt

Classic 1990s-inspired boxy fit with a slightly oversized chest, length and sleeves. 100% USA cotton in most colours; Heather Grey and Charcoal Grey use cotton blends. Heavyweight 7.5 oz (245–255 g/m²) jersey.

Design story & product details

Pale white feather tips flash against near-black plumage on this black swan. It is drawn in fine engraving lines, with both wings flung open and water still dripping off them. The swan strides forward above the words No Need to Curtsy, as if it is waving off the formalities because it already outranks you.

The spiky, flared serif lettering gives this men’s oversized heavyweight tee the feel of old tattoo flash. It suits a friend turning forty who has never asked anyone’s permission.

Size chart

Max Heavyweight T-Shirt · Shaka Wear SHMHSS · men's relaxed heavyweight fit — garment laid flat, in / cm

Size Chest Length
S 18″ 45.7 cm 28″ 71.1 cm
M 20″ 50.8 cm 29″ 73.7 cm
L 22″ 55.9 cm 30″ 76.2 cm
XL 24″ 61 cm 31″ 78.7 cm
2XL 26″ 66.1 cm 32″ 81.3 cm
3XL 28″ 71.1 cm 33″ 83.8 cm

Manufacturer specification; allow a tolerance of about 1 in (2.5 cm). Chest is measured pit to pit, length from the highest point of the shoulder.


Product details

Materials & fit

100% USA cotton in most colours; Heather Grey and Charcoal Grey use cotton blends. Heavyweight 7.5 oz (245–255 g/m²) jersey.

Classic 1990s-inspired boxy fit with a slightly oversized chest, length and sleeves.

Print placement

Front print, as shown in the photos.

Care

  • Machine wash cold, inside out, on a gentle cycle with like colours.
  • Use non-chlorine bleach only when needed; tumble dry low or hang dry.
  • Do not iron the print and do not dry clean.

Delivery & returns

Ships with tracking; the delivery estimate for your country is shown on this page. If it arrives damaged or misprinted, tell us within 7 days and we reprint or refund it. First order and the size is wrong? We send the right size free, shipping included.