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"Nobody's Coat of Arms" 1 Crewneck Sweatshirt
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"Nobody's Coat of Arms" 1 Crewneck Sweatshirt
"Nobody's Coat of Arms" 1 Crewneck Sweatshirt
"Nobody's Coat of Arms" 1 Crewneck Sweatshirt
"Nobody's Coat of Arms" 1 Crewneck Sweatshirt
"Nobody's Coat of Arms" 1 Crewneck Sweatshirt
"Nobody's Coat of Arms" 1 Crewneck Sweatshirt

"Nobody’s Coat of Arms" Unisex Crewneck Sweatshirt

Original designs you won't find anywhere else

A stern griffin grips the words in its talons, ready to defend a family name nobody ever handed down.

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Old-world heraldry, gold blackletter and deep red feathers, all spent on a proud joke about having no crest at all.

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PLACEMENTFront + Back print

Model is 5′10″ (179 cm) and wears size S.

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Designed in Korea
Sharp, lasting print
Printed near you
Estimated delivery: Nov 16 – Dec 2 Weekends are excluded; public holidays, customs and remote-area delivery may extend these estimates.

Not fast fashion

Original artwork you won't find on marketplaces. Every design is drawn in-house.
A name-brand garment. Printed on Gildan, not an unbranded copy.
Ships from the US. Tracked delivery.
Free size exchange on your first order. Wrong size? We send the right one, free
If it arrives wrong, we fix it. Free reprint or refund for damage or misprints
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At a glance

Who it's for
Renaissance faire fans or anyone who enjoys medieval humor and bold heraldic designs
Main benefit
Classic unisex crewneck sweatshirt with a gold-blackletter 'Nobody's Coat of Arms' motif, featuring a griffin in red and gold
Fit
Classic relaxed unisex fit with ribbed collar, cuffs and waistband.
Material
Cotton-rich fleece with a soft brushed inside, about 8.4 oz/yd² (285 g/m²); the exact blend can vary by colour.
Care
Machine wash cold, inside out, on a gentle cycle with like colours. Use non-chlorine bleach only when needed; tumble dry low or hang dry.

“Nobody's Coat of Arms” — Unisex Crewneck Sweatshirt

Classic relaxed unisex fit with ribbed collar, cuffs and waistband. Cotton-rich fleece with a soft brushed inside, about 8.4 oz/yd² (285 g/m²); the exact blend can vary by colour.

Design story & product details

Nobodys Coat of Arms is set in speckled gold blackletter with swollen initials N, C and A, the kind of lettering usually saved for old family crests. Above it, a griffin with a cream eagle head and a tan lion body spreads its red and gold wings across a crewneck sweatshirt and plants one long-clawed foot on the words. It is heraldry for a family with no noble line, and it plays the joke completely straight.

It suits the Renaissance faire regular with no royal blood and plenty of swagger.

Size chart

Unisex Crewneck Sweatshirt · relaxed unisex fit, brushed fleece — garment laid flat, in / cm

SizeChestLength
S20" 50.8 cm28" 71.1 cm
M22" 55.8 cm29" 73.6 cm
L24" 60.9 cm30" 76.2 cm
XL26" 66.0 cm31" 78.7 cm
2XL28" 71.1 cm32" 81.2 cm
3XL30" 76.2 cm33" 83.8 cm

Manufacturer specification; allow a tolerance of about 1 in (2.5 cm). Chest is measured pit to pit, length from the highest point of the shoulder.


Product details

Materials & fit

Warm mid-weight fleece with a soft brushed inside, spun to resist pilling.

Cotton-rich fleece with a soft brushed inside, about 8.4 oz/yd² (285 g/m²); the exact blend can vary by colour.

Classic relaxed unisex fit with ribbed collar, cuffs and waistband.

Print placement

Artwork on the front and the back, as shown in the photos.

Care

  • Machine wash cold, inside out, on a gentle cycle with like colours.
  • Use non-chlorine bleach only when needed; tumble dry low or hang dry.
  • Do not iron the print and do not dry clean.

Delivery & returns

Designed in Korea. Where it is printed depends on where it goes: the US, Europe, Canada, Australia and New Zealand are printed inside the region (about 4-10 business days, no import duty); South America, Mexico, Turkey, Armenia and Azerbaijan are printed by our partners abroad and shipped internationally (2-4 weeks, import duty paid on delivery); Korea, Japan and every other country are made in Korea and shipped from Korea with tracking (some hoodies and sweatshirts for Japan are printed in Japan). The estimate for your country is shown at checkout. If it arrives damaged or misprinted, tell us within 7 days and we reprint or refund it. First order and the size is wrong? We send the right size free, shipping included.