“Out of Office Until the Water Gets Cold” — Heavyweight Unisex Crewneck T-shirt
Classic regular unisex fit with set-in sleeves, a rib-knit collar and taped neck and shoulders. Solid colours are 100% preshrunk cotton; fibre content can vary by colour. Heavyweight 5.3 oz/yd² (180 g/m²) jersey.
Design story & product details
Her face is gone under a straw hat with a yellow ribbon, and that is the joke: nobody answers email from this paddleboard. The watercolor tee shows her from above with her arms behind her head, while teal and cobalt water swirls around the board.
Out of Office arches below in glossy bubble letters, under the promise Until the Water Gets Cold. One bare foot dips in and sends rings outward. It suits the friend who spends every July weekend on the lake.
Size chart
Heavy Cotton T-Shirt · Gildan 5000 · classic fit — garment laid flat, in / cm
| Size | Chest | Length | Sleeve |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 18" 45.7 cm | 28" 71.1 cm | 15.6" 39.7 cm |
| M | 20" 50.8 cm | 29" 73.7 cm | 17" 43.2 cm |
| L | 22" 55.9 cm | 30" 76.2 cm | 18.5" 47.0 cm |
| XL | 24" 61.0 cm | 31" 78.7 cm | 20" 50.8 cm |
| 2XL | 26" 66.0 cm | 32" 81.3 cm | 21.5" 54.6 cm |
| 3XL | 28" 71.1 cm | 33" 83.8 cm | 22.4" 56.8 cm |
| 4XL | 30" 76.2 cm | 34" 86.4 cm | 23.6" 60.0 cm |
| 5XL | 32" 81.3 cm | 35" 88.9 cm | 25" 63.5 cm |
Manufacturer specification; allow a tolerance of about 1 in (2.5 cm). Chest is measured pit to pit, length from the highest point of the shoulder.
Product details
Materials & fit
Thick, sturdy everyday cotton, heavier than a typical fashion tee, so it drapes well and keeps its shape wash after wash.
Solid colours are 100% preshrunk cotton; fibre content can vary by colour. Heavyweight 5.3 oz/yd² (180 g/m²) jersey.
Classic regular unisex fit with set-in sleeves, a rib-knit collar and taped neck and shoulders.
Print placement
Front print, as shown in the photos.
Care
- Machine wash cold, inside out, on a gentle cycle with like colours.
- Use non-chlorine bleach only when needed; tumble dry low or hang dry.
- Do not iron the print and do not dry clean.
Delivery & returns
Ships with tracking; the delivery estimate for your country is shown on this page. If it arrives damaged or misprinted, tell us within 7 days and we reprint or refund it. First order and the size is wrong? We send the right size free, shipping included.
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