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"Out of Office Until the Water Gets Cold" Heavyweight Unisex Crewneck T-shirt

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  • She has pulled her hat over her face and drifted off on a paddleboard, and her sign-off says she is out of office until the water gets cold
  • It is a summer away message for anyone who would rather be on the lake
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PLACEMENTFront print

Model is 5′9″ (175 cm) and wears size S.

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Original artwork
Sharp, lasting print
Tracked delivery
Estimated delivery: Nov 2 – 11 Weekends are excluded; public holidays, customs and remote-area delivery may extend these estimates.

© StyleMZ · Original Design. Reproduction prohibited.

Not fast fashion

Original artwork you won't find on marketplaces. Every design is drawn in-house.
A name-brand garment. Printed on Gildan, not an unbranded copy.
Ships from the US. Tracked delivery.
Free size exchange on your first order. Wrong size? We send the right one, free
If it arrives wrong, we fix it. Free reprint or refund for damage or misprints
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At a glance

Who it's for
Lake and paddleboard lovers who spend summer weekends on the water and like a laid-back, humorous tee
Main benefit
Heavyweight crewneck tee with a front watercolor print of a woman in a straw hat lounging on a paddleboard, framed by Out of Office bubble letters
Fit
Classic regular unisex fit with set-in sleeves, a rib-knit collar and taped neck and shoulders.
Material
Solid colours are 100% preshrunk cotton; fibre content can vary by colour. Heavyweight 5.3 oz/yd² (180 g/m²) jersey.
Care
Machine wash cold, inside out, on a gentle cycle with like colours. Use non-chlorine bleach only when needed; tumble dry low or hang dry.

“Out of Office Until the Water Gets Cold” — Heavyweight Unisex Crewneck T-shirt

Classic regular unisex fit with set-in sleeves, a rib-knit collar and taped neck and shoulders. Solid colours are 100% preshrunk cotton; fibre content can vary by colour. Heavyweight 5.3 oz/yd² (180 g/m²) jersey.

Design story & product details

Her face is gone under a straw hat with a yellow ribbon, and that is the joke: nobody answers email from this paddleboard. The watercolor tee shows her from above with her arms behind her head, while teal and cobalt water swirls around the board.

Out of Office arches below in glossy bubble letters, under the promise Until the Water Gets Cold. One bare foot dips in and sends rings outward. It suits the friend who spends every July weekend on the lake.

Size chart

Heavy Cotton T-Shirt · Gildan 5000 · classic fit — garment laid flat, in / cm

SizeChestLengthSleeve
S18" 45.7 cm28" 71.1 cm15.6" 39.7 cm
M20" 50.8 cm29" 73.7 cm17" 43.2 cm
L22" 55.9 cm30" 76.2 cm18.5" 47.0 cm
XL24" 61.0 cm31" 78.7 cm20" 50.8 cm
2XL26" 66.0 cm32" 81.3 cm21.5" 54.6 cm
3XL28" 71.1 cm33" 83.8 cm22.4" 56.8 cm
4XL30" 76.2 cm34" 86.4 cm23.6" 60.0 cm
5XL32" 81.3 cm35" 88.9 cm25" 63.5 cm

Manufacturer specification; allow a tolerance of about 1 in (2.5 cm). Chest is measured pit to pit, length from the highest point of the shoulder.


Product details

Materials & fit

Thick, sturdy everyday cotton, heavier than a typical fashion tee, so it drapes well and keeps its shape wash after wash.

Solid colours are 100% preshrunk cotton; fibre content can vary by colour. Heavyweight 5.3 oz/yd² (180 g/m²) jersey.

Classic regular unisex fit with set-in sleeves, a rib-knit collar and taped neck and shoulders.

Print placement

Front print, as shown in the photos.

Care

  • Machine wash cold, inside out, on a gentle cycle with like colours.
  • Use non-chlorine bleach only when needed; tumble dry low or hang dry.
  • Do not iron the print and do not dry clean.

Delivery & returns

Ships with tracking; the delivery estimate for your country is shown on this page. If it arrives damaged or misprinted, tell us within 7 days and we reprint or refund it. First order and the size is wrong? We send the right size free, shipping included.