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"Proud Owner of a Checkered Past" Men’s Oversized Heavyweight Crewneck T-Shirt

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  • A pencil-drawn beagle gives you the guilty look from under its ears, one paw resting on the words Proud Owner of a Checkered Past
  • The checkerboard lettering picks up the black and cream of its coat, so the dog and the joke match
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PLACEMENTFront print

Model is 6′3″ (190 cm) and wears size M.

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Estimated delivery: Oct 28 – Nov 6 Weekends are excluded; public holidays, customs and remote-area delivery may extend these estimates.

© StyleMZ · Original Design. Reproduction prohibited.

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Original artwork you won't find on marketplaces. Every design is drawn in-house.
A name-brand garment. Printed on Shaka Wear, not an unbranded copy.
Ships from the US. Tracked delivery.
Free size exchange on your first order. Wrong size? We send the right one, free
If it arrives wrong, we fix it. Free reprint or refund for damage or misprints
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At a glance

Who it's for
Dog dads and beagle lovers who prefer relaxed fit graphic tees
Main benefit
Oversized heavyweight T-shirt with a pencil-drawn beagle and checkerboard slogan for humorous pet-themed style
Fit
Classic 1990s-inspired boxy fit with a slightly oversized chest, length and sleeves.
Material
100% USA cotton in most colours; Heather Grey and Charcoal Grey use cotton blends. Heavyweight 7.5 oz (245–255 g/m²) jersey.
Care
Machine wash cold, inside out, on a gentle cycle with like colours. Use non-chlorine bleach only when needed; tumble dry low or hang dry.

“Proud Owner of a Checkered Past” — Men's Oversized Heavyweight Crewneck T-Shirt

Classic 1990s-inspired boxy fit with a slightly oversized chest, length and sleeves. 100% USA cotton in most colours; Heather Grey and Charcoal Grey use cotton blends. Heavyweight 7.5 oz (245–255 g/m²) jersey.

Design story & product details

Black and cream color the beagle’s coat, and the same two colors return as checkerboard squares in the word Checkered, so the dog and the confession share one pattern. A few thin blue strokes add the only other color.

It suits the dog dad whose beagle has eaten a sandwich, a sock and part of the couch.

Size chart

Max Heavyweight T-Shirt · Shaka Wear SHMHSS · men's relaxed heavyweight fit — garment laid flat, in / cm

Size Chest Length
S 18″ 45.7 cm 28″ 71.1 cm
M 20″ 50.8 cm 29″ 73.7 cm
L 22″ 55.9 cm 30″ 76.2 cm
XL 24″ 61 cm 31″ 78.7 cm
2XL 26″ 66.1 cm 32″ 81.3 cm
3XL 28″ 71.1 cm 33″ 83.8 cm

Manufacturer specification; allow a tolerance of about 1 in (2.5 cm). Chest is measured pit to pit, length from the highest point of the shoulder.


Product details

Materials & fit

100% USA cotton in most colours; Heather Grey and Charcoal Grey use cotton blends. Heavyweight 7.5 oz (245–255 g/m²) jersey.

Classic 1990s-inspired boxy fit with a slightly oversized chest, length and sleeves.

Print placement

Front print, as shown in the photos.

Care

  • Machine wash cold, inside out, on a gentle cycle with like colours.
  • Use non-chlorine bleach only when needed; tumble dry low or hang dry.
  • Do not iron the print and do not dry clean.

Delivery & returns

Ships with tracking; the delivery estimate for your country is shown on this page. If it arrives damaged or misprinted, tell us within 7 days and we reprint or refund it. First order and the size is wrong? We send the right size free, shipping included.