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"Reads the Patch Notes" Heavyweight Unisex Crewneck T-shirt
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"Reads the Patch Notes" Heavyweight Unisex Crewneck T-shirt
"Reads the Patch Notes" Heavyweight Unisex Crewneck T-shirt
"Reads the Patch Notes" Heavyweight Unisex Crewneck T-shirt
"Reads the Patch Notes" Heavyweight Unisex Crewneck T-shirt
"Reads the Patch Notes" Heavyweight Unisex Crewneck T-shirt
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"Reads the Patch Notes" Heavyweight Unisex Crewneck T-shirt

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  • An astronaut in a lace ruff, strapped into a racing seat, reads a tablet full of update notes
  • It’s a grand old-master portrait of the one player who actually reads the changelog
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PLACEMENTFront print

Model is 6′1″ (185 cm) and wears size M.

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Designed in Korea
Sharp, lasting print
Printed near you
Estimated delivery: Nov 9 – 25 Weekends are excluded; public holidays, customs and remote-area delivery may extend these estimates.

© StyleMZ · Original Design. Reproduction prohibited.

Not fast fashion

Original artwork you won't find on marketplaces. Every design is drawn in-house.
A name-brand garment. Printed on Gildan, not an unbranded copy.
Ships from the US. Tracked delivery.
Free size exchange on your first order. Wrong size? We send the right one, free
If it arrives wrong, we fix it. Free reprint or refund for damage or misprints
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At a glance

Who it's for
Gamers who read every changelog and like sim-racing or space humor in a classical art style
Main benefit
Heavyweight crewneck tee with a front print of an astronaut in a lace ruff reading a tablet in a racing seat, framed by red ribbons and gold scrollwo…
Fit
Classic regular unisex fit with set-in sleeves, a rib-knit collar and taped neck and shoulders.
Material
Solid colours are 100% cotton; heathers are cotton-polyester blends. Heavyweight 6.0 oz/yd² (203 g/m²) jersey.
Care
Machine wash cold, inside out, on a gentle cycle with like colours. Use non-chlorine bleach only when needed; tumble dry low or hang dry.

“Reads the Patch Notes” — Heavyweight Unisex Crewneck T-shirt

Classic regular unisex fit with set-in sleeves, a rib-knit collar and taped neck and shoulders. Solid colours are 100% cotton; heathers are cotton-polyester blends. Heavyweight 6.0 oz/yd² (203 g/m²) jersey.

Design story & product details

The tablet’s tiny lines of text can’t be read, and that’s the joke: he reads them anyway. An astronaut in a lace ruff sits in a racing seat with one hand on the wheel, and the art treats him like a Renaissance portrait. The painted lettering says it straight: Portrait of Someone Who Reads the Patch Notes. Red ribbons and gold scrollwork wind through the big cream letters.

On a heavyweight tee, it makes a good birthday gift for the gamer who reads every changelog before the match loads.

Size chart

Classic Heavyweight T-Shirt · classic unisex fit, 6 oz cotton — garment laid flat, in / cm

SizeChestLength
S18" 45.7 cm27.4" 69.5 cm
M20" 50.8 cm28.3" 72.0 cm
L22" 55.9 cm29.3" 74.5 cm
XL24" 61.0 cm30.3" 77.0 cm
2XL26" 66.0 cm31.5" 80.0 cm
3XL28" 71.1 cm32.3" 82.0 cm

Manufacturer specification; allow a tolerance of about 1 in (2.5 cm). Chest is measured pit to pit, length from the highest point of the shoulder.


Product details

Materials & fit

Thick, sturdy everyday cotton, heavier than a typical fashion tee, so it drapes well and keeps its shape wash after wash.

Solid colours are 100% cotton; heathers are cotton-polyester blends. Heavyweight 6.0 oz/yd² (203 g/m²) jersey.

Classic regular unisex fit with set-in sleeves, a rib-knit collar and taped neck and shoulders.

Print placement

Front print, as shown in the photos.

Care

  • Machine wash cold, inside out, on a gentle cycle with like colours.
  • Use non-chlorine bleach only when needed; tumble dry low or hang dry.
  • Do not iron the print and do not dry clean.

Delivery & returns

Designed in Korea and printed near you: orders to the US, Europe, Canada and Australia are printed in the region and arrive in about 4-10 business days; other countries are printed in Korea and shipped with tracking. The estimate for your country is shown at checkout. If it arrives damaged or misprinted, tell us within 7 days and we reprint or refund it. First order and the size is wrong? We send the right size free, shipping included.