OBJECT
Description
A fluffy teddy bear breaks down beneath golden stars as muted green bills drift through the frame. The detailed grayscale artwork balances soft texture with a sharp satirical message: “Don’t Cry / Rich Tears / Poor Laughs.” Gold accents give the illustration a restrained shine, while the falling money turns the cute character into a commentary on status, luck, and the price of keeping up.
- Heavyweight Gildan 5000 crewneck T-shirt in durable cotton with a classic unisex fit.
- High-detail direct-to-garment print preserves the grayscale shading, gold-toned details, and muted green money.
- Made to order to reduce excess inventory; ships worldwide with free standard shipping.
Wear it as a quiet statement piece with denim, cargos, or layered under an overshirt. Each shirt is printed after purchase, so please allow production time before dispatch.
Size chart
Heavy Cotton T-Shirt · Gildan 5000 · classic fit — garment laid flat, in / cm
| Size | Chest | Length | Sleeve |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 18″ 45.7 cm | 28″ 71.1 cm | 15.6″ 39.7 cm |
| M | 20″ 50.8 cm | 29″ 73.7 cm | 17″ 43.2 cm |
| L | 22″ 55.9 cm | 30″ 76.2 cm | 18.5″ 47.0 cm |
| XL | 24″ 61.0 cm | 31″ 78.7 cm | 20″ 50.8 cm |
| 2XL | 26″ 66.0 cm | 32″ 81.3 cm | 21.5″ 54.6 cm |
| 3XL | 28″ 71.1 cm | 33″ 83.8 cm | 22.4″ 56.8 cm |
| 4XL | 30″ 76.2 cm | 34″ 86.4 cm | 23.6″ 60.0 cm |
| 5XL | 32″ 81.3 cm | 35″ 88.9 cm | 25″ 63.5 cm |
Manufacturer specification; allow a tolerance of about 1 in (2.5 cm). Chest is measured pit to pit, length from the highest point of the shoulder.
